Host Kate Quigley talks about bad dates, hilarious sexual experiences, and gives relationship advice with a variety of guests including celebrities, reality stars, & comedians.
Monarey Martinez making Trauma Funny
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Monarey Martinez making Trauma Funny by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
The (un)AMAZING RACE(ists)
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Kate is joined by her gay bestie, Aidan Park (@aidanparkshow) to discuss his new book "THE ART OF BEING YAY". Everyone is offended.
NEW YEAR'S EVE EVE ...
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NEW YEAR'S EVE EVE ... by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
#DateFails... ... 2020 RECAP
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Kate explains why she went away. Not to prison. Don't worry.
AND WE'RE BACK!! W/ Bronston Jones
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AND WE'RE BACK!! W/ Bronston Jones by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Bobbie Brown Names Names!
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Kate & Brian Monarch sit down w/ Rock Video Vixen, Model, Author, Actress, Host, and all around Hell-Raiser, Bobbie Brown . These stories get wild. Names are named. Celebrity Dicks are discussed. Don't sleep on this one!!!! NSFW!
the mystery of the ghost part 1 w/ brian monarch
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the mystery of the ghost part 1 w/ brian monarch by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Brian Monarch Gets Kate to Talk More
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Talking about Kate's trip to Phoenix and so much more
Rachel Mullins
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Rachel Mullins by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
New Year, Same Us w/ Brian Monarch
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HOLIDAY EPIPHANY
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A Stripper A Hooker And A Pop Star Penis
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MISSOURI IS WILD
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What Happens in Vegas w/ Jack Assadourian Jr
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Olympics or Bust w Jenise Spiteri
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JACKSON MCQUEEN
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HAUNTED MEXICAN HOTEL ROOM IN HOUSTON
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CHICAGO THEATRE
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CASSANDRA CASS
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Live at Burton With Jenice Spiteri
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Andy Leo - Crown The Empire
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Petty Soul Food. A private Convo w/ Miss Egypt of Compton
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DEE BURDETT -ICEHOUSE BOOKER
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Drunk Uncle Gary...
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Sam Morrill
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FRED WRECK!!
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BRONSTON JONES - I YAM WHAT I YAM
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AIDA RODRIGUEZ
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Kate & Gary are Idiots
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Kate & Gary are Idiots by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
4TH OF JULY INSANITY & A TALE OF INDEPENDENCE
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Kate tells the story of how she lost her wallet, keys, phone, man, and mind. Not Safe For Work.
Kate, Aidan, The Amazing Race, & Hipsters
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Aidan comes over in a mood. He's a month off dick. He's still angry at Rod Stewart. He hates hipsters. And he won't let go of The Amazing Race. Kate is a hot mess . As usual. Listener discretion is advised...
The One Where Kate Decides Making Love Isn't Completely Disgusting
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Kate is joined once again by comedian, Brian Monarch . They take calls from listeners & give unqualified advice. They also discuss how to get out of the friend zone & Kate's problems with intimacy.
BUSTING BALLS & TAKING CALLS
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Kate is back with comedian Brian Monarch answering calls & giving advice to listeners. Kate also shares why she can't handle being in a relationship & why the concept of making love no longer completely disgusts her. Enjoy!
The One Where We Keep Starting Over
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The One Where We Keep Starting Over by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Andrew Rose & Dad Jokes
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Andrew Rose & Dad Jokes by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
#DateFails LIVE at Saint Rocke with George Perez & SideDick Eddie!
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#DateFails LIVE at Saint Rocke with George Perez & SideDick Eddie! by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
#DateFails LIVE at Saint Rocke with Brad Williams & Aidan Park!
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#DateFails LIVE at Saint Rocke with Brad Williams & Aidan Park! by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Rob Van Dam, Brian Monarch and The Undertaker Sex Doll RVD
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Kate is joined by wrestler/comedian Rob Van Dam and co-host Brian Monarch to discuss Rob's movie Headstrong, multiple concussions, being lazy AF, and sex with The Undertaker blow-up doll.
Craig Conant The Trader Joes Fart Bandit
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Craig Conant The Trader Joes Fart Bandit by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Sara Weinshenk & Possibly Fake Bono - Brian Monarch Co-Hosts
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Kate is joined by comedian Sara Weinshenk (@PrincessShenk) & guest co-host @BrianMonarch to discuss obsession with Bono, making out with fake celebrities, smoking weed, psycho girlfriend moments, and trying to trap ants for science. It's a doozie.
JOSH ADAM MEYERS
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Kate is joined by cohost Jack Jr and guest, comedian Josh Adam Meyers of the Goddamn Comedy Jam!
FIZAA DOSANI
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Kate is joined by cohost Jack Jr and guest, comedian Fizaa Dosani.
FUNNY IS THE NEW BIG DICK
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Kate discusses her trip to NYC, Counting Crows, Gassy Drag Queens, and why she might owe a stranger in Brooklyn a prostitute.
Bad Rapping with Brian Monarch
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Comedian, Brian Monarch returns to discuss his recent #DateFails .
Note From Kate:
I don't know how it happened that we rapped. Feel free to skip to 20 minutes in to avoid the worst white people rapping you've ever heard. I used the words Nordstrom Rack in a rap battle. I'm forever ashamed. The rest of the pod is great. Enjoy!!
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DONNELL RAWLINGS
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Comedian / Actor Donnell Rawlings stops by the crib to talk about Bubbles the monkey, his craft service skills, what makes a dope party, and how to know if a guy loves you.
Sickness and In Sickness
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Aidan Park pops in. Kate is getting over the worst flu ever. Aidan is vulnerable. Kate is dick free. Aidan is coming off of a 5 dick bender.
This episode is a 2 part-er. Part 2 happened before part one. Part one is a goodbye to the wonderful, warm, hilarious, positive man who was Steven Brody Stevens. Part two is visit from Aidan Park that happened days before part one. Kate had a major mysterious #Datefail. Kate & Aidan try to crack the case. Right when they are stumped, Kate's friend and hair stylist Jessica Licata shows up to add more intel. ENJOY IT!
Aidan Park, Quaaludes, & Popping Hemorrhoids
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Kate's gay bestie is back. Aidan is still a whore. Kate wants to take Aidan into the wilderness to camp & experience life without dick. Aidan seems unsure, yet is clear on popping hemorrhoids, falling asleep during sex, and celebrating the downfall of Rod Stewart.
An unreserved apology to Rod Stewart
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The true identity of Rod Stewart is revealed. Kate & comedian, Jack Assadourian Jr sit down in Springfield, MO to discuss the wizard making national headlines, Kate's first date in 3 months, and Gene Simmons tongue
Dont Look Back In Anger w/ @EricaRhodes
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Kate sits down with comedian / actress, Erica Rhodes to tell a tale of two intelligent women who are stupid for the same man.
KATE GETS WEIRD plus BONUS Brody Stevens Festival of Friendship
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Part 1: Kate finds a shaman, talks to herself, & misplaces her sex drive. Gives advice on rules of tickling, cheap dates, display of genitalia. Part 2: Swapcast: Festival of Friendship w/ Brody Stevens, Tait Fletcher, Eric Oligny, Speedweed Gino, and Annie Lederman
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Kate Quigley's Misfit Island - Episode 1
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This week's episode of #Datefails doubles as the pilot episode of my new podcast, Kate Quigley's misfit island. It will be available on all platforms in a few days. Currently avail on anchor.fm/kateq
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A new episode of #DateFails will be up on Monday!
Like many pilots, this episode isn't perfect. The volume settles after 18 minutes. But u know what? It's too good not to post. And life isn't perfect. That's why I'm making this podcast. Fuck being fake. Fuck being perfect. No one who stands out fits in. My gay bestie, comedian Aidan Park joins me. We went so deep. We talked about losing a parent who's still alive. Tough love from friends. Growing potted plants without pots. And of course, butthole showers. I want all your feedback. This is my passion project. I hope u love it. And if u don't, it's cool. I'm happy on misfit island. xoxo KQ
DATEFAILS AGOSTINO ZOIDA & KEVIN LYONS
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DATEFAILS AGOSTINO ZOIDA & KEVIN LYONS by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
LEE SYATT & JACK JR
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LEE SYATT & JACK JR by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
JEFF DYE & JACK JR
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Kate & Jack Jr are joined by comedian Jeff Dye. They discuss why Kate has no heat, dating double standards, opening lines that work on women, saving yourself for marriage, and more.
New Year's Eve!!!!
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New Year's Eve!!!! by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Christmas Eve at Mom's
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Christmas Eve at Mom's by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
BONUS EP: Post Rams Party w/ @JackJrComic
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We probably shouldn't have done this. Jack Jr joins Kate to discuss the day at the Rams game, Kate's run-ins with the people of South Central, home made sex tapes, and why Kate thinks sex with gay guys lasts longer for everyone. Alcohol is bad for you. Never forget it.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!! by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
A Long No-Dick Nov & There's Reason to Believe He's Gay (Part 1)
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This is a special bonus episode. I'm in Reno w/ comedian Rene Garcia. It's the end of No-Dick Nov. We are buzzed. I found a hot bartender to flirt with. Rene thinks I have no shot. Enjoy.
Andrew Dice Clay crashed the episode... (W/ Aidan Park)
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Aidan and Kate are attempting to catch up & discuss exploding vibrators, the pros & cons of dating Rocky Balboa, #NoDickNovember, and dead mouse ghosts, when Andrew Dice clay calls and interrupts for so long that Kate eventually decides to record him without permission so that she still has an episode to post. NSFW.
LIVE IN CLEVELAND w/ Nicole Aimee & Pat Quinn!
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Kate Is joined by comedians Nicole Aimee Schreiber, and Patrick Quinn, to discuss mystery soup, stalkers, being Goslinged, whether FaceTime sex counts, & angry Russians. NSFW. (Visit Follain.com/datefails *enter code DATEFAILS at checkout)
Kate Busts Dick Pinata w/ Aidan Park
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Comedian Aidan Park returns to check in on Kate's No-Dick November status. Kate explains Dick Pinata. Aidan debates whether his boyfriend is actually gay. Plus more listener questions & questionable advice.
Kate's Getting Arrested on Halloween
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Kate wakes up to LAPD. She has one night to get laid. She's angry. In dick withdrawal. And sober Kate binges on late night Ted Talks.
Be Yourself & Finding your Rat Park
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Be Yourself & Finding your Rat Park by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Kate Q&A & The Horse Face Fallout
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Kate Q&A & The Horse Face Fallout by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Kate's PSA. Setting Boundaries & Donald Trump
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Kate's PSA. Setting Boundaries & Donald Trump by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Jackson McQueen has a Threesome & a Cot Baby
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Jackson McQueen is Kate's internet boyfriend. He had his first threesome.... Without her. He also found a baby on a Cot. They discuss scary movies, dating LA vs Midwest, & whether hanging skin flaps bother them.
***ROD STEWART*** (part 2) & Sex Pizza
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Kate is joined once again by comedian, Aidan Park. They give a full update on the insanity we call, "The Rod Stewart #DateFail," an update on how Aidan is moving on since the death of his boyfriend... Plus they engage in a heated debate on how soon into meeting someone u need to have the sex... NSFW
Aidan Park returns to discuss Rod Stewart
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Aidan Park returns to discuss Rod Stewart by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Aidan Park
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In this very special episode of #DateFails, Kate is joined by longtime friend & amazing comedian, Aidan Park. They discuss being vain bitches, starving for butt stuff, and how Aidan is using comedy to cope with the sudden loss of a lover.
Kelsey Cook
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Kate is joined by comedian Kelsey Cook! They talk growing up on the Foosball circuit, getting engaged on a podcast, trolling trolls, and Kelsey's horrific first time masturbating!
LATE NIGHT W KRISTA ALLEN!
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LATE NIGHT W KRISTA ALLEN! by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Blood & Guts Q & A w/ RENE GARCIA & Yvette
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Blood & Guts Q & A w/ RENE GARCIA & Yvette by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Sex Talk with My Mom SWAP CAST starring Mom, Karen Lee & Son, Cam
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Sex Talk with My Mom SWAP CAST starring Mom, Karen Lee & Son, Cam by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
LIVE FROM BOCA W/ INSTA MEME-R @SINGLEWOMANPROBS
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LIVE FROM BOCA W/ INSTA MEME-R @SINGLEWOMANPROBS by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
LIVE FROM BOCA W/ INSTA MEME-R @SINGLEWOMANPROBS
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LIVE FROM BOCA W/ INSTA MEME-R @SINGLEWOMANPROBS by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Lindsey Pelas
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Kate is joined by social media influencer & Playboy Playmate, Lindsey Pelas!! We talk swamp people, dating bad boys, how to pick up hot chicks, & the best revenge for trolls. Get it now!
JOSH MEYROWITZ, LEE SYATT, STEVE DEZ
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Kate is joined by @autisticthunder aka Josh Meyrowitz, Lee Syatt, & new associate producer, Steve Dez! We discuss, paying to sex, too much masturbating, why Kate needs an autistic boyfriend, and how Kate messed up the podcast by not booking Josh alone. #Nsfw
Operation Get Lee Syatt Laid
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The Flying Jew, aka Lee Syatt is back to update Kate & Jack Jr on the single life. We cover gummy bear boobs, Lee's Tinder profile, how to keep it casual, paying for sex, & our trip to Tijuana. Rated Double R.
Redban & Dustin Ybarra
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Brian Redban is back with comedian/actor, Dustin Ybarra to discuss the keto diet, fucking at IHOP, lost virginity, Gatorade floaters, & which visible STDs are not a deal breaker.
HOLLY RANDALL & JACK ASSADOURIAN JR
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Jack is back to co-host & photographer & adult-entertainment director, Holly Randall is in studio!! We discuss making your own sex tape, prolapse butthole, sex referrals, & clown fetish, & Holly's worst date ever.
VEGAS. STRIPPERS, BALLERS, ACTORS, OH MY...
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VEGAS. STRIPPERS, BALLERS, ACTORS, OH MY... by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
LIVE FROM NOHO COMEDY FEST
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LIVE FROM NOHO COMEDY FEST by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
SYD WILDER
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SYD WILDER by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Sarah Fasha & Kate do Dallas
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Sarah Fasha & Kate do Dallas by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Stephen Glickman, Krista Allen, & The Year Long #DateFail
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Stephen Glickman, Krista Allen, & The Year Long #DateFail by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Rich Vos & Jim Florentine talk Cumming to Iron Maiden
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Rich Vos & Jim Florentine talk Cumming to Iron Maiden by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Eleanor Kerrigan & Ken Garr
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Comedians Eleanor Kerrigan & Ken Garr share stories of lost virginity, bloody sheets, masturbation amongst family, and long distance lovers.
Brad Williams & Wife
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Kate is joined by great friend & comedian Brad Williams & his new bride to discuss threesome apps, dwarf sex, fucking without feelings, and restraining orders!
Sex Slave to Girlfriend w/ @GhettoJoeHoward
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Sex Slave to Girlfriend w/ @GhettoJoeHoward by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Bronston Jones
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Bronston Jones by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Tony Baker & Chelsea Skidmore
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Tony comes back to #DateFails along with comedian Chelsea Skidmore to discuss using bug repellant as lube, getting off to yourself, famous hookups, & Tony's new relationship!
Late night Tequila w Jackson Mcqueen, Jack Jr, & Rene Garcia
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Late night Tequila w Jackson Mcqueen, Jack Jr, & Rene Garcia by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
JOEY COCO DIAZ!!!
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JOEY COCO DIAZ!!! by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
LEE SYATT IS SINGLE!!!
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LEE SYATT IS SINGLE!!! by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
Ariel, Trolls, & Stalkers!!!! Oh My!
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Ariel, Trolls, & Stalkers!!!! Oh My! by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
VALENTINE'S DAY W KEN JEONG, JACK JR, & MORE!!!
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VALENTINE'S DAY W KEN JEONG, JACK JR, & MORE!!! by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
LATE NIGHT W JACK JR & JESSICA LICATA
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LATE NIGHT W JACK JR & JESSICA LICATA by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
JIM FLORENTINE!!!! 🤘
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JIM FLORENTINE!!!! 🤘 by #DateFails w/ Kate Quigley
