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It's a quarantine episode! It's a long episode as well. We just talked about the major things that have been happening in the world and in our lives. Hope you enjoy! Also sorry if the audio is strange. We tried something different with the microphone.

We kinda just talked and then talked to random people on discord.

We be crack dads. We talked about what's going on in the world, we searched up dream meanings, Ari almost died from choking, and we read some Mexican scary legends but sadly got cut off before we could finish so it sounds random. Also we made our longest outro yet. Make sure to check out our youtube and Instagram! Both are plugged in the outro!

Y'all we had a very special guest this episode! She's our mom! We kinda just talked and hung out. Beware, there is a lot of wheezing and nonsense.

Instagram questions again. There's possibly a video coming out for this episode and the last episode but you didn't hear it from us.

In this episode, we kinda just talked and acted like crackdads. We were supposed to upload a video somewhere but that didn't work out.

Answered Instagram questions, talked about tattoos and how Evelyn's dad got attacked by this white old lady and we played Truth or Dare for like three seconds.

This episode we answered more Instagram questions (I know it's kinda getting old but whatever), we talked about the beginning of this year and how so many things have happened in the month of January, and we also had a special guest who is wacky wack and plays lacrosse.

Here's another long episode for all you hoes. We answered your Instagram questions and talked about a party that's going on next door. Then someone's excited to have pizza, we also shouted out some people on Spotify that create good music. Evelyn wore a pink adult diaper (in dream). There were many more things that we talked about that we don't remember because we big brain.

Our longest episode yet, we answered Instagram questions, Ari went on some random tangents , Evelyn's paranormal experience

Listen in as we talk about what we did for the holidays, the new rules our school suddenly dropped on us, and answer some questions you guys sent on our Instagram.

Answering some questions from Instagram and then we just kind of talked.

Our thoughts on the new security guard, Evelyn has a creepy singing statue that haunts her and gives her nightmares, AND her house caught on FIRE!?

This week's episode a pigeon has died, our zodiac signs have changed, and Ari has a goat?

*DISCLAIMER - THERE ARE MENTIONS OF RAPE IN THIS EPISODE* Today we talked about how we aren't popular enough, some youtube drama that we thought was interesting, and we surprisingly confessed to the guys we like.

New member of our boy band? We have dreams? Relationship advice? More wheezing?

We talked about some school drama, how society has gotten so fucking sensitive and us trying to understand school shootings.

Listen to us wheeze for almost an hour.