2 girls 1 blunt by Jaime Lee Simmons, Emily Wade

The girls are back for their final episode in the studio — and they’re going out filthy. From moving chaos and Austin comedy burnout to UTIs, anxiety meds, and “would you rather” questions that get way too real, this one’s peak 2 Girls 1 Blunt energy. The girls talk about growing up broke, missing Miami, outsourcing everything like rich people, and the comedy grind in Austin before spiraling into s*x debates, ghosts that sl!t-shame, and queef confessions. It’s chaotic, honest, and completely unfiltered — just how we like it.

In this wild episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we’re joined by the chaotic and hilarious Dedrick Flynn, who shares insane stories of growing up in Georgia, being arrested over ten times, and inheriting family beefs like badges of honor. We get into the art of grudge-holding, the deep betrayal of wing theft, and what it's like being everyone's favorite godfather.

Comedian Kandyce August joins the girls for a vulnerable and hilarious convo about breaking toxic dating patterns and building real emotional literacy. They unpack growing up with paranoia, navigating hyper-independence, and how therapy changed the way they love. Kandyce shares what it’s like being in her first healthy relationship and why trusting good people can feel even scarier than surviving chaos. Emily and Jaime open up about their own healing, situationships, and how women can build stronger support networks in and outside of comedy. 

Comedian Jeff Dolezal joins the girls for a chaotic deep dive into the wildest corners of the human brain. From struggling with edible-induced existentialism to breaking down why some people absolutely deserve to be unfollowed mid-date, no topic is off-limits. Jeff opens up about his dating red flags and how mental health can shape your sense of humor (and your Hinge profile). 

Jaime has a boyfriend — and we are screaming. In this episode, the girls spill all the tea: how he asked, why the numbers do matter (sorry not sorry), and what it’s really like being roommates with a couple when you’re the single hot friend with sleep issues and emotional support snacks. Emily’s in her overthinking era, Jaime’s in love, and we’re all about to spiral. Again.

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies sit down with comedian Jon Carden (Skankfest, Tammy’s Boy Podcast) for one of the most unfiltered and hilarious episodes yet. 

In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, the ladies dive into everything from zoo scandals to ugly baby fears, all while navigating the chaos of adulthood.

In this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we sit down with Chris Silio — the newest Golden Ticket winner on Kill Tony — to talk about his big win, moving from Miami to Austin, and the wild reality of being a blind stand-up comic.

Is our podcast haunted… or are we just poor? In this chaotic episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, things spiral from prank calls and spirit sightings to deep dives on dolphins, AI, octopuses, and Sydney Sweeney’s "good genes."

In this unfiltered episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Emily and Jaime spiral from Omegle trauma to celebrity reincarnation theories. They share their worst throwback photos, roast their teenage selves, and debate whether Trisha Paytas is birthing the Illuminati’s next generation.

Comedian and character-king Timmy No Brakes joins the ladies for one of the most no brakes episode yet. From celibacy confessions to robot death matches, nothing is off the table.

Welcome back to chaos, healing, and oversharing. In this week’s episode, Emily and Jamie take you on a journey through unsolicited voicemails, wild bodily functions, emotional trauma, and the most unhinged game of Super Fight you’ve ever heard.

This episode is one wild ride from start to finish. Comedian and political thinker Gerard Michaels joins the girls for a chaotic conversation covering everything from swingers and Fantasy Fest to the psyop of the American dream, dating in Miami, AI clones, school system scams, and DMT theories.

Brent Reed and Scott Fillmore join Emily and Jaime for the most unhinged episode yet! From impromptu courtroom drama to wild first date confessions, Utah gays, arrests, and food debates that will leave you starving — this episode is full of laughs, chaos, and too much b-hole talk.

This episode has everything: kissing the homies, mystery mushrooms, poop mishaps, and a surprise OnlyFans pitch mid-panic attack. Comedian Brent Reed joins the girls to talk about public bathroom trauma, threesomes gone weird, and the one time Emily nearly saw God on an air mattress. It’s unhinged. It’s oversharing. It’s perfect.

In this hilarious and brutally honest episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, comedian Darius Bennett joins the ladies to break down the truth about modern dating, why men sabotage relationships, and how some people just got that dog in 'em. 

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious, JJ Curry who's fresh off a kiler set on Kill Tony. JJ is our good friend from Florida, we chat about meeting in a strip club, why JJ only sm*kes on 4/20, and how he started comedy out of the Air Force. 

Hello gooses, silly or otherwise. We get into a listener's tea, determine if Emily should become a nun, and plan a vacation this podcast episode.  

Hello silly gooses! Today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt is back at our NEWLY scheduled release time of 8PM CST. We chat about cancer free diagnoses, how to say you don't want to hang out with your partner, and why we think that everyone should get one weekend alone a month. 

This week we’re joined by the hilarious Or Mash as seen onWild N' Out. We talk God (aka Daddy who knows all), her secret test to see if her friends are anti-Semitic, and the time she accidentally became a pirate. It’s unhinged, it’s spiritual, it’s mildly ill*gal—just how we like it.

On today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we try and solve the vaping crisis. If we can't do it, nobody can. 

The rumors are true. We are starting a cult, get in on the ground floor now. This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we chat about our thoughts on the world at large, get absolutely giggly, and decide we want to be cult leaders.

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have a very funny friend, the hilarious, the very Canadian, Danny Martinello, join us as we discover every single personality he has... and they are AMAZING. 

On today's final episode of season 4, we chat about Jaime's first festival in Key West, how we feel about Katy Perry going to the moon, and...cure cancer. Thank you for having us.

Happpy Tuesday! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, where we have the very funny Mike Eaton.

Absolutely banger episode with our friend from over the pond, Kyle Legacy. We got chatting about the red light district, what makes a p*rn production, how we feel about Austin, and surprise surprise....prank call Emily's mom.

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we have the hilarious Zach Mama. Making waves in America, this Frenchman dishes on the difference between French + American women (it's not what you think,) how he almost turned a lesbian straight, and why Airpods do not a date make. 

Today, we have on one of our favorite guests, Mr. Stirling Cooper. Join us as we chat thr**somes, why women like a**holes, and more on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast.

Guys, today....we give you....THE WILDEST, the best, the funniest. Three of our favorite guests, the good, the bad, the HORNY! 

Happy Tuesday! Boy, do we have a treat for you. The hilarious JJ Liberman, a stand up comedian, based in NYC and Austin. 

Hello. It is your overlords. It is Tuesday. You know what that means! Today, we have listener submissions, blood diamonds, girl scout cookies and shi**ing your pants. 

WELCOMMEE back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today we have on the hilarious, Genivieve Clinton. We chat about her former work as a trucker, how to give out compliments better, and public bathroom p*rn.

Hello, extraterrestrials. Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today, we have on the very funny, very Canadian, Andrew Packer.

Boy, do we have a treat for you on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Welcome back, boys and girls. We have the hilarious Jay Legend with us today. 

Hi hello, it is us. 2 Girls 1 Blunt reporting live from Austin, TX on the important subjects. Milk...real or not? Pap smears...good or no? What is the American anthem. 

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we have on the hilarious Zako Ryan. We discuss his tussy, why all men are liars when they sit, get into dating red flags, and so much more.

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we talk uber drivers, play a new game called Cuffing or Bluffing, peeping Toms in bathroom stall slits, and squ*rting!

Wellllcome back to a highly highly satirical episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. We have our very funny friend, Tre Stewart on this episode to discuss the pressing topics in our society. Do women deserve rights? How do we feel about Joe Biden? And More.

Can you believe it's been a year since we've had the lovely Tyler on? Well, fear no more, she's back and always amazing! 

Happy HOLIDAYS, YA SILLY GOOSES! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where we get into marine life STD's, Jaime's Kill Tony minute + interview being released, and find out something new about Christopher Columbus.

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we are joined by the hilarious LA-based stand-up comedian Dan Donohue (@notbaddan). We kick things off with some lighthearted chit-chat about the United Health Care CEO's sudden passing—because nothing says comedy like billionaires dropping dead.

In this hilarious episode, we sit down with the incredibly funny comedian Jessica Misitano.

Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we get into buckets, bruckets of fried chicken. What's the worst way you can mess up a word? What song should you hum while s*cking d? 

Happy Skanksgiving from your two favorite silly gooses. The holiday season is upon us, and we're sharing our gratitude for our family, cats, and our Silly Goose Gang. 

Hello hello. Thank you for joining us today on this momentous occasion; ANOTHER episode of the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast.  

This week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, Austin-based stand-up comedian Martin Phillips joins the girls as we dive into why un-sending tech needs to be advanced, discover if everyone has a high-school mate who un-alived themselves, and have fun with games this episode. Known for his storytelling and frequent appearances on the Kill Tony podcast, Martin has been taking the comedy world by storm, performing across the country. 

Good morning, happy Tuesday, silly gooses! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt.

Join us today for another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt as we dive DEEP into the raw and riveting life of Johnny Mitchell, former dr*g kingpin turned comedian, and host of The Connect with Johnny Mitchell.

Buckle up for a laugh-filled yet surprisingly deep episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt! This week, we’re diving into the Lemaire's hilarious video game tragedy that had us crying—and not just from laughter. We also get real about working through grief and how humor and comedy helps us make light of life’s darkest moments. Our guest, Austin-based comedian Lemaire Lee, joins us for some hilarious hot takes on why he won't have pets, how he really feels about Game of Thrones and shares his own experiences of using comedy to cope with tough times.

Welcome back to the 2 Girls 1 Blunt featuring our hilarious, special guest Bianca Parato, an Austin-based stand up comedian and the founder of Laugh Higher, a comedy brand celebrating the heart of comedy in Austin, Texas! In this episode, we dive into a whirlwind of topics, from the latest tea on Diddy, to crazy Beyonce conspiracies and get into the unexpected realities of mold poisoning. 

🎉 Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, as we sit down with the incredibly talented and hilarious comedian, Chloe Labranche! Known for her unique comedic style and sharp wit, Chloe shares her journey in the world of stand-up comedy, discussing everything from her early boarding school days, what happens in the Florida Shuffle, and why we might be gay!

🎉 Today on 2 Girls 1 Blunt, we’re joined by NYC comedian Mike Cannon, who just released his hilarious new Stand-Up Comedy Special, Traumatized Animal! Join us as we dive into his Irish-Catholic upbringing, share laughs about growing up "feral," and tackle the bizarre world of hand deformities. Plus, today’s word is "anticipation"!

We have the one and only Dylan Carlino in the studio today! He regales us with stories of Massachusetts past, his first time visiting Mary Jane, the tea behind his town's past and soooo much more!

Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where today we have the hilarious, handsome, and effervescent Colton Dowling! Colton is a comedian out of Austin, TX who co-hosts the Some of This is Bad Pod.

WE'RE IN AUSTIN BABY!!!!! We dive into our wild ride here, how much we love the comedy scene, and more on today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast.

Let me tell you SOMETHING! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where we have the inimitable Ziggy Zeigler and the Wolfpack as we unpack spirituality, finding your purpose, and how it feels to pick yourself up from nothing and push forward.

ROWDY EPISODE TODAY! Emily gets confronted about keeping tea a secret, we discuss Waffle House, strip clubs, and who Jaime's favorite kid is!

2 Girls 1 Blunt is presented to you this week by a cross country move with 4 cats, 300 mg of caffeine, and 5 hours sleep. 

Welcome back, happy TUESDAY, and thank you for tuning in to 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast. Today, our special guest is comedian Dina Cruz, she's hilarious, she's wise, and she's on top of her game!

Our favorite comedian, Brady Matthews joins us in the studio today.

On our farewell tour leg, we've invited back our favorite podcast guest, Ray Sherwood. A businessman, two redheads, and 4 cats walk into a podcast studio this week on 2 Girls 1 Blunt.. 

On today's episode, Emily starts a fight with Cybertrucks. We chat medieval terminology, Steve-O getting DDD's, old superstitions and more. 

Good morning, happy Tuesday, and welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt. We have our good friend, AraQueenBae on the pod today as we discuss the Nelk Boys Bachelor release, Sketch, phone scams, Suits, and more.

HAPPY TUESDAY! We talk the Ohio B-Hole Tickling Bandit, why we love The Boys, and how the YMCA was traumatising. 

Today on the pod, we got on the hilarious, the Canadian, the one and only comedian Che Durena! We discuss AI taking over, Jaime's blonde b-hole hairs, and what Che's looking for in a lady.

This week Emily gets filled, Jaime ponders what our lives would look like if we hadn't gone down the comedy path, and we thank you guys for listening and leaving reviews! 

Helluuuurrr, welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt! Jaime roasts Emily on her stubbornness, we discuss our worst habits, dive into AITA reddit posts, and discuss our prompts for dating websites.

What's your parents' lore? Leave us a VM this week! Happy Tuesday! Today, we discuss dates, moving woes, serial killers, and more. 

Good morning, FFS, silly gooses, our brothers from another mother! We're back with a solo episode, where we discuss our recent shrooms trip, how we feel about the move, Jaime drops some tea, and we find out what an otolaryngologist is. 

A year ago, we had the funny, witty, and never ending barrel of laughs, Michael Lenoci on the podcast. Today, we have on the same man, the myth himself!

Good morning, happy Tuesday! Our favorite sassy man, Brady Matthews joins us in the studio today. Brady is one of the funniest comics we know, if you ever get a chance to see him live, TAKE IT!

HAPPY FFS DAY, BABES AND HOTTIES! Join us on this adventure as we dissect Mother's Day without moms, what we think about hickeys, answer questions about those who puff puff pass, and learn what our brains work like. 

Goood morning, silly gooses! Addressing fan responses, what we think about Bear vs. Man, and news reports from 2 Girls 1 Blunt. 

This week's guest is the lovely, insightful, and funny Dara, known as Money Birdette. We discuss her forays into adult content, how her parents never found out the truth, how you may be hurting yourself in relationships, and how a neo-natal nurse became an OF star.

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WHAT IS UP FFS? Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. 2nd timer Brad Stoll joins us today with comedian Natan Badalov!

Happy Tuesday! Welcome back to another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt. Today, we have on the funny, sexy, and wise, Brittany Crispin! She chats with us about her experience with being banned on social media platforms, why we think jealousy is a poison, and how she joined the MILE HIGH club on United. 

Late episode today with the lovely, hilarious, and misrepresented in media, Kristina Santa! You can catch her playing kiss or slap with the local PD, catching alligators in the Everglades, or twerking in your favorite streamers house. The ladies and Kristina discuss using enemas, Emily going electric, and we discover how Kristina's dad got a LEWD of her.

HAPPY TUESDAY! We have our good friend, Lupu Wellness on as we discuss recovering in wellness, massages gone wrong, her craziest dms, LA s*x parties and MORE!

HAPPY TUESDAY, BOYS! Welcome back to another episode, as we go over animal facts, life advice from a 70 year old, update on our lives, and get stoneyed!

Get raw and real with us this week. We chat about confidence, why we stop doing things that are good for us, and how being our own boss has impacted our mental health.

This is an absolutely chaotic episode. What tf are entities? Why are Ray and Cam best buddies now? What are the best angles for tattoo photos?  What type of dog is Emily?

When was the civil war? Are we our boomer parents? We dish on who we're fn, who we want to be, and who we're DONE with.

Guys, this episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt comes from the heart. We have our dear friend, Cam Bertrand on today, he's a joy to be around, an amazing comedian, and the tallest guy we know.

Should we yuck more yums? Who's the sexiest pokemon? How stoned is Emily? Guys, we missed doing solo episodes, and we hope you missed us!

We have Alexas Morgan back in the studio! Welcome back to 2 Girls 1 Blunt, where this week...we started off dirty! Come laugh with us.

WOOOO MAMA! What an episode. Our first on tour podcast episode, ladies and gents, and we are joined by two hilarious comedians, Uncle Lazer and Gina Hyena.

Meet Marco Delvecchio, comedian, former FBOY Island Nice Boy, and current host of the Smoochie Town Podcast. Hilarious from the beginning, this episode gets into it all. Why did Marco's last smooch get the ick from him? How many Hillary Clinton jokes are too many? Is there anything wrong with farting yourself awake with a man?

Hello, happy Tuesday, boys! Thanks for joining us today. We have on Tyler Simmons again here to talk shit and have a good time! We discuss squirting, being a mafia wife, and how we should bring back fighting.

WELCOME WELCOME to an action packed episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast! Today, we have on our hilariouuuuuus friend, Ray Sherwood.

Happy New Year, fellas! We appreciate you guys so much, thank you for listening to us!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YA CRAZY KIDS! We have on the lovely Sidney Summers, co-host of the Online Forever Pod.

WelllllCOME back filthy f'n st0ners!!! This episode is a solo dolo one, we missed y'all! We talk about crazy dreams, alternate realities, why FBI agents should be named Fred, and more.

Today on the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we have on comedian Connor King!

Today on the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we have on the hilarious Morgan Gallo. She is a stand up comedian, co-owner of Dude IDK Studios in Denver, and an all around amazing person.

Today on the 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast, we have on the hilarious Morgan Jay. We chat about open relationships, being p*gged, and how to drive your lady absolutely wild in the bedroom.

PSA: Guys, thank you so much for sticking with us through our editing snafus lately. We've had some audio + visual issues we are working through. Please don't hate us, we are figuring it out and should be all figured out in the next 2 episodes. We appreciate you!

Today's episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast is brought to you by burn out. Guys, we chat about what we love about men, get into our feelings on parenting, and ghost s*x.

We are BACK and AT 'EM with another episode of 2 Girls 1 Blunt podcast! Today we have on the lovely, the hilarious, Sara Huntington.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN, YA FILTHY HAUNTED STONERS! WELCOME BACK TO ANOTHER EPISODE OF 2 GIRLS 1 BLUNT.