a couple of goons by A Couple of Goons

Last Updated: January 10, 2026
A hockey podcast featuring former colleagues and longtime friends Neil Paine and Walter Hickey. Neil's a lifelong fan who has forged a career in analytics and sports journalism. Walt, more of a culture guy, decided to get into hockey in January 2021.

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The Goons Return (featuring Gare Joyce!)
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The boys are back at your favorite semi-annual hockey podcast, talking about an exciting summer, high expectations, and what’s bound to be a great year for hockey. We’ve got metrics, we’ve got Utah talk, we’ve got cup picks, we’ve got a… guest!?

Goons: 2024! Stanley Cup! Game Seven! Preview!
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We’re back, for one night only, at your favorite semi-annual hockey podcast. We talk the playoffs so far, an inauspicious wager, Florida vs. Edmonton, the prospect of busting a Canadian curse, the furthest-flying finals of any(??) sports league and then the Arizona fiasco coming to a conclusion.

Goons S03E06: Just ask yourself which one of these teams would be better anime
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Welcome back to A Couple of Goons, here for your pre-finals look at the postseason and these last several games. Neil and Walt talk about what to expect in this most unexpected Stanley Cup final. Neil makes the case for both Vegas and Florida winning the Stanley Cup, and Walt makes an emotional case for one team in particular

Goons S03E05: Curses are real and I can prove it
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What a first round!

Goons S03E04: The Regular Season Finale
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It’s your favorite hockey podcast back to talk the end of the season and, far more importantly, the beginning of the postseason!

Goons S03E03: Everyone's favorite biannual podcast returns
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We’re back! Neil and Walt assess the regular season as it nears its conclusion, including:

Goons S03E02: The mid-season Goons gift-giving extravaganza
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We’re back!

Goons S03E01: Every prediction we make is definitely going to happen
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Welcome back to A Couple of Goons, an inexplicably extant hockey podcast. This week on Goons:

Goons S02E05: The Best Stanley Cup In Decades (On Paper) (According to Neil) (Not Walt, Walt Is Mad About The Rangers)
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We assess the season!

Goons: Welcome to the Playoffs
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Neil and Walt are ready for the playoffs, so they decided to do a show TOGETHER, IN-PERSON!!!! We break down the whole first round, presenting theories of the case for each team, and talk about the probability of every upset — which, as it turns out in hockey, is surprisingly large most of the time.

Goons S02E03: Knight Puts King In Check
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We assess the season!

Goons S02E02: Que s'est-il passé, Montréal?
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We assess the season!

Goons S02E01: We're Back And Here To Talk About The Stanley Cup Logo And Also Some Hockey
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You miss us?

Goons 0027: Ozymandias was right
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Seattle stole a bunch of players! Joining us this week is Jake Lahut!

Goons 0026: All That's Left Is The Parade
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The end of the season!

Goons 0025: The End Is Nigh
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Things are coming to an end soon:

Goons 0024: Right Where We Want Em
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The Stanley Cup

Goons 0023: As we always expected, the Montreal Canadiens are crushing it
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The last week of the semifinals! Also, if last week sounded bad, I fixed it, so just go re-download it again the mix was rough.

Goons 22: A Drizella Story
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UPDATE: Now with new Synced Audio!Joining us for this episode again is Emily Scherer!

Goons 0021: What the party needs is a dexy cleric in goal
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The second round begins to wind down! Topics of conversation include

Goons 0020: High-fructose Corn Syrup And Other Natural Flavors
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The playoffs continue

Goons 0019: Kiss Your Wayne Square On The Lips
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It’s the playoffs babyyyy

Goons 0018: A Trio of Goons
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Walt is on vacation, but somehow we’ve got 50% more goons than usual. Neil is joined by GoonsPod alums Emily Scherer of FiveThirtyEight and Tyler Lauletta of Insider. Here’s what we talked about:

Goons 0017: Walt's First Playoffs!!
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We’ve finally made it to the end of the regular season (unless you’re in the North Division — sorry Canada), and Walt is ready for his inaugural Hockey Guy Playoffs. Topics of conversation include:

Goons 0016: Talking Goons
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We’re finally talking about it. Topics of conversation include:

Goons 0015: Innovations In Hockey Broadcasting
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Madness reigns: Neil’s out this week, Walt is joined by Insider’s Tyler Lauletta and FiveThirtyEight’s Emily Scherer to talk about hockey broadcasting and the bold new future for the sport as they leave NBC for ESPN and TNT.

Goons 0014: The Great One, Chapter One, Part One
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It’s time.

Goons 0013: Dirty Dangles Done Dirt Deke
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Topics of conversation include:

Goons 0012: サントアンヌごうのたたかい! (Battle Aboard the St. Anne)
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Topics of conversation include:

Goons 0011: The Mighty Ducks 1995-96 jersey, an interrogation
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Welcome back to Emily Scherer of FiveThirtyEight!

Goons 0010: The Handle Hastily Removed From The Isobel Cup Following An Incident With The Other Handle, Tumblr Of
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Welcome back to Emily Scherer of FiveThirtyEight, where this week we talk all about the Isobel Cup and this weekend’s NWHL Championship!

Episode 0009: The 66th Annual Richard Riot Commemorative Episode
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This is the ninth episode of A Couple of Goons. This week, with Neil’s Flyers playing Walt’s Rangers, the goons look at RIVALRIES. Topics of conversation include:

Episode 0008: The Post-Loss Detroit Calamari Fry
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This is the eighth episode of A Couple of Goons. This week, the goons look at the state of the league as we approach the halfway mark, and Rangers fan Walt begins kicking the tires on the lifeboats.

Episode 0007: Hey, real quick, is Canada OK?
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This is the seventh episode of A Couple of Goons. This week, the goons have on Insider’s Jake Lahut, and explore an immortal question: where do hockey players come from?

Episode 0006: Parents, when is the right time to talk to your child about Gary Bettman?
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This is the fifth episode of A Couple of Goons. This week, the goons tackle Russia and the geopolitics of hockey, and also Neil explains how exactly he feels about Gary Bettman.

Episode 0005: So many cursed wooden pyramids
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This is the fifth episode of A Couple of Goons. This week we have on inaugural guest Emily Scherer of FiveThirtyEight for the episode you have all been waiting for: we assign tiers all of the awards given out to hockey players for participating in hockey in one form or another. There are like thirty!

Episode 0004: Ice To Meet You
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This is the fourth episode of A Couple of Goons. This week we get down to fundamentals: ice. Somehow Neil makes this topic fascinating. That and more this week, in Episode Four of A Couple of Goons!Topics of conversation include:

Episode 0003: 1 v. 1 Overtime
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This is the third episode of A Couple of Goons. Walt sees a first goal and Neil is surprised it didn’t already happen, this week, in Episode Three of A Couple of Goons!Topics of conversation include:

Episode 0002: Offsides, The Good Thing That Happened In 1929
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This is the second episode of A Couple of Goons. Walt Hickey’s journey into hockey continues led by the inimitable Neil Paine as we hit week two of A Couple of Goons!Topics of conversation include:

Episode 0001: Neil and Walt Face Off
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This is the first episode of A Couple of Goons. Walt and a few friends are trying to get into hockey during The Plague Year. Neil has been obsessed with hockey for decades and took the liberty of preparing a number of projections for this forthcoming season. Today, these journeys converge into A COUPLE OF GOONS: EPISODE 0001.

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