Random people who you probably had no idea existed decided to start a podcast and talk about random shit
Episode 19 - Bleep Bleep B*tch
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So weโre back again, and this time Bryan was so generous to bleep out all the naughty stuff these whores said during the podcast, so now you can listen to 2 am acid trips with your kids and family as well ๐โโ๏ธ anywho weโll be back next year with a new episode ๐ ๐ผ
Episode 18 - Southern White Women
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Mija so weโre back again earlier than expected and we spilled some chisme ๐ And then half way into the episode we decided to talk in southern accents and pretended to be white women named Meredith, Susanne, and Bethany ๐ we kinda ate though ๐โโ๏ธ Anyways stay tuned mijas ๐
Episode 17 - Updating The Girlies
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Mija so In honor of pride month we decided to update yโall about our lives and whatever since we just got out of school and are in our summer before sophomore year ๐ this episode got cut off early bc of certain things, but weโll hopefully be back in like another month or 2 so stay tuned ๐ also stream Bryanโs Flop music ๐โโ๏ธ
Beaner - By Shragquad Rogers, Anaski Thee Skank, and NickisWhor
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Purr our new song featuring all of us is out now, after like 2 months of us saying it would come out ๐โโ๏ธ Anyways Stream this at your quincenera ๐
Episode 16 - We Got Bored Again
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Chili we decided to make another episode because we were so bored and Mija Anahi was like โchili we shall make another podcast episode purrโ and so we did ๐ see yโall next year for our next episode ๐๐
P*ssy Ate Remix (Ft. NickisWhor )
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Swiper - By NickisWhor ft. CupcakKe
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Yโall Bryan Is starting a music career ๐๐ #BeyonceImComingForYourWig #Flopiana Venti
Episode 15 - Freshman Year
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Chile so weโre back with another episode to update yโall about our lives. Spoiler Alert; Weโre freshman now ๐ Pero we also got into some other things and how Anahiโs currently being a hoebag, ( but are we surprised? ๐ ) Chile anyways stay tuned for our next episode which will probably be in 2 months ๐
Episode 14 - Maggieโs Birthday Ft. Anahiโs Nephew
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Mija so itโs Miss Maggieโs birthday today and so weโre celebrating by doing a podcast episode ๐๐๐โจ Also at some point Anahiโs nephew showed up for a few seconds for some reason but ignore that I guess ๐Pero Mija in this episode we talked about details for once so you should get some takis and tequila and listen to us ramble ๐โโ๏ธ Also sorry if anyone actually listens to us since we havenโt posted in like 2 weeks โ๐
Episode 13 - Randomized Chaos
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This episode was pretty much us talking about whatever came up in our mind and had no theme or order ๐ Chile anyways I guess I had to add a headphone user Warning here because Anahi sung during this episode ๐ญ
Episode 12 - Two Beans and a Cracker
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Anahiโs new obsession is saying the Hispanic slur โB**n*rโ and now she hatecrimes Bryan every chance she gets and calls Maggie a Cracker ๐chili anyways miss Anahi might be dropping a song in a few days so stay tuned๐๐
Episode 11 - Tea and Technical Difficulties
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Mija so weโre back from another hiatus โ๐๐๐ Anyways Mija in this episode we talk about some details and tea while having some technical difficulties from time to time so just ignore those โ๐ Also Chili make sure to go follow Maggie on SoundCloud @IHeartBlueMonkeys ๐โโ๏ธ
Episode 10 - Symphony of Sluts
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Mija so since this is our 10th episode we decided to sing for yโall and Maggie played her shrunken piano ๐๐๐ anYwAys go stream Pussy Ate by Maggie and get Earplugs for when Anahi starts singing Drivers License ๐
Episode 9 - Crusty Cooking with Cheryl (NOT ft. Maggie & Anahi)
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Mija so like Bryan said one day he was gonna do a solo episode because just in case if the other two rats died in a car crash or something, Mija, details still needed to be spilled ๐๐๐โจ However this episode ended up with Bryan just turning into a White lady named Cheryl and making some crusty muffins because he was bored and hungry ๐ so like Mija if the rats ever die this podcast is being discontinued.
Episode 8 - Boob sizes and Boy Problems
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Mija so since we were gone for 2 weeks we decided to make this episode an hour long ๐๐๐ In this episode we pretty much exposed miss Anahi for going around the block of boys and how she and Bryan have the same cup size ๐ Chili anyways stay tuned for our next tea spill session or whatever ๐งโโ๏ธ
Episode 7 - Resurrection
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Mija so like itโs been almost 2 weeks since our last episode and so now weโre back ๐ ignore the technical difficulties since we got disconnected twice ๐ญ
Episode 6 - Orbiting and Ovulation
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Mija so we talked about how miss Maggie and Anahi lowkey stalked this one person and clowned Anahiโs palm tree bestie for having a Maggie Phone โ๐๐๐
Episode 5 - Bryan Fucking Died
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Mija so um turns out Bryan died during this episode and had to communicate with the roaches through a goodwill ouija board ๐๐๐
P*ssy Ate - By Miss Shragquad Rogers
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Go stream Shragquadโs new song ๐
Episode 4 - Heroin, AIDS, Chlamydia
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Mija so in this episode we started talking about drugs for some reason then being whores then we starting orbiting for about 3 minutes straight ๐
Episode 3 - Abrupt Ending
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Mija we are back to spill more details and tea ๐โโ๏ธ This time we ended this episode because some crusty guy Anahi used to talked to started a live and for some reason we all wanted to go see it and um Mija anyways stay tuned for the next episode ๐๐๐โจ
Episode 2 - Crack and Confederates ft. Prik
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We decided to not off ourselves yet and talk more details ๐คโจ this time we decided to also invite Prik - aka Amya and um Mija we had to end this one early because miss Shragquad decided to start hatecriming her sister and weโre not trying to get sued by CPS ๐โโ๏ธ
Episode 1 - Periods and PMS
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This is our first attempt to start a podcast because one day we got inspiration to do this because this one Guy told us if we started a podcast he would totally listen to it. Anyways send mental help and Sugar Daddies