according to an idiot by According To An Idiot
Happy New Year! Join us as we wash off the holiday yuletide with a demonic discussion of satanism and devil worship. Pitchforks not included.
We're comin' at you with a bitesized story in this first ever 'minisode'! These shorter, bare-boned episodes will cover singular topics/stories for your listening pleasure. Enjoy!
We're back, kids! Craving some sweet, sweet closure? Then feast your ears on some phresh new tales of interstellar conspiracy and high strangeness as we cap off our two-part series on the Mothman of Point Pleasant!
Flying saucers, a winged beast, and a fallen bridge. From 1966 to 1967, a series of bizarre occurrences would plague the sleepy town of Point Pleasant, West Virginia. Rumors of a man-like monster with massive wings and glowing red eyes spread amongst the locals and incited a media frenzy. The so-called "MOTHMAN" would go on to make national news as it's 13-month reign of terror culminated in the tragic collapse of the Silver Bridge on December 15th, 1967. Who, or what, was Mothman? Is there more to this staple of American folklore? This week we ponder these questions and more in our first two-part topic!
This week we're taking a crack at TRUE CRIME with two terrifying tales of axe-murderin' mayhem! What drove a quirky Swedish policeman to trade in his gun for a hatchet? And how did a faceless killer scare an entire city into listening to jazz? Stay tuned for all the gory details! Along the way we'll learn about the natural splendor of Canada, frog armies, and the perks of pouring saltwater into your skull. EPISODE 29 is a mystery... can you crack the case?
Move over Monopoly, there's a new game to make your friends scream and cry! 'Ouija' is a name with a dark reputation and far too many vowels. For over a century America's favorite talking board has puzzled skeptics and terrorized sleepovers. But can it really communicate with the dead? This week we're placing our fingers on the planchette and taking a look at the history and horror of Ouija boards. The spirits have answered: "Check out EPISODE 28!"
This week we look into our futures! Fortunetellers, astrology, human sacrifice - there's something for the whole family. Peer into our crystal ball, EPISODE 27 will reveal your fate!
This week we crack into the declassified files of the CIA! Listen to two UNBELIEVABLE stories that prove that sometimes the truth is stranger than fiction. Along the way we'll learn about the future of human-burgers and how to walk through walls! Slap some tape on that webcam, EPISODE 26 is HEAVILY REDACTED!
A man (skin)walks into a bar...
With the recent passing of legendary paranormal investigator Lorraine Warren, we take a retrospective look at the career of the Warrens and their paranormal love story. Listen as we unravel a bizarre history of ghostly encounters, demonic possession, and the occasional werewolf. In the name of the Holy Spirit, I command you to listen to EPISODE 24! (Holy water sold separately.)
After a brief hiatus, your favorite(ish) idiots are back! And what do we have cookin' up for you today? Why a plethora of vampiric myths and legends of course! Ever wonder why 'the Count' on Sesame Street is purple? What does a Chupacabra look like? And just exactly how edible are Count Chocula's remains? The answers to these questions AND MORE are just a click away! You better hold on tight, spider monkey - EPISODE 23 is available now! Don't worry, we don't bite.
This week the idiots discuss occultism! What does Scientology, sex, and NASA have in common? Tune in to find out! Along the way you'll learn all about Aleister Crowley, corn syrup, and the dangerous mind of L. Ron Hubbard. Episode 22 is available now! We only ask that you sign this billion-year contract...
This week the idiots discuss the scariest places! Hang around for haunting tales of America's spookiest towns, the life and times of the Jersey Devil, and Italy's plague island! Episode 21 is your one-way ticket to terror...
Welcome to Hell!
I do, you do, we all do voodoo!
Ho, ho, ho! That's a UFO!
WE HAVE RETURNED! No, we aren't dead - not on the outside at least!
I committed cultural genocide and all I got was this lousy podcast.
Welcome to Nightmare Ville. Population: Us.
Halloween just got a whole lot scarier... and sluttier! Can you survive Episode 14?
We heard you like Earth's, so we put an Earth in your Earth! Welcome to Episode 13!
In space, no one can hear you scream... because you're probably astral projecting! Welcome to Episode 12!
Prepare to get SPOOKED - Episode 11 is here!
Holy cow! Our 10th episode!
[CAUTION: WHILE STILL "A GOOD TIME," THIS EARLY RECORDING DOES NOT ADHERE TO THE NARRATIVE FORMAT OR QUALITY STANDARDS FOUND IN LATER EPISODES. NONETHELESS, ENJOY!]
[CAUTION: WHILE STILL "A GOOD TIME," THIS EARLY RECORDING DOES NOT ADHERE TO THE NARRATIVE FORMAT OR QUALITY STANDARDS FOUND IN LATER EPISODES. NONETHELESS, ENJOY!]
[CAUTION: WHILE STILL "A GOOD TIME," THIS EARLY RECORDING DOES NOT ADHERE TO THE NARRATIVE FORMAT OR QUALITY STANDARDS FOUND IN LATER EPISODES. NONETHELESS, ENJOY!]
