Two Moms. (Not married.) (Actually, married. Just not to each other.) Four kids. Two husbands. 6 dogs. Minimally, 2 glasses of wine. Lots of laughs.
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Ladies, we have another very sexy episode for you today...all about Kristin's latest medical developments. After all, according to Misty Copeland, hip replacements are the hot new thing...(right?).
Ladies, sometimes, we just need to get it together! Today, we're talking Kristin Cabot, Kouri Richins and rounding it all out with our hot flash... Evan Mulrooney.
Happy St. Paddy's day, ladies! Today, we're getting a little boozy and talking about how much we love pubs and pub PEOPLE.
We love our family, but our dogs really take the cake (or, in Pearl's case...the entire bag of cough drops).
Making friends ain't easy, especially in those tricky tween years. Let's talk besties, boyfriends and how to catch a fella. Plus a shout out to the late great Catherine O'Hara.
Sleeping bags! Snacks! Hair braiding! Close up… magic? Yep, definitely at Smedley sleepover. Today we’re talking all things sleepovers through our own kid’s ICONIC slumber party! (They don’t call it that anymore, Jen)
This week we're catching up on dentist appointments, chaperoning field trips, and hosting our relatives for the weekend... the way we're getting through it? Eating cold cut sandwiches in bed.
Do you know your enneagram number? Kristin is an 8 with ADD and Jen is a mystery (mostly because we don't want to pay for the results). Listen now and hear us get catfished.
Being on the road in subzero weather doesn't stop us from getting hot (that's because we travel with electric blankets). Let's talk about sexy mango, butthole travelers, and a roll-on for the downstairs.
Today we have our first guest, Kristen Knutson and we're talking boomer parenting, Gramnesia and maybe a little bit of heated rivalry...
Ladies, we’ve made it to 2026! We’re catching you up on what we’ve been reading and watching (Stranger Things, duh), fangirling over Amy Poehler’s podcast, and oh yeah, we made it through writing our book!!
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Ladies, Happy New Year! We’re kicking it off with our Top Mom Moments of 2025, the ones we all know a little too well. From handling bullies and hygiene battles to kids surviving middle school better than we ever did, we’re giving you our most relatable mom moments yet.
Ladies, pour ya a bottle of Veuve and come wrap 2025 with us! Celebrating Jen’s wedding anniversary (with her hubby as this week’s Hot Flash), Kristin goes toe-to-toe with anesthesia, and gets cozy with Molly Shannon.
Ladies, here’s to better dates, balanced hormones, fewer haters, and the shiniest colons on the internet! This is the kind of advice we wish we had when we were younger.
Move over, Santa! Jen’s list is here featuring her favorite things everyone (and their moms) will love.
We’re breaking down our Top 5 “Hot Flashes” of the Year, an unfiltered, deeply hormonal countdown of the men who made us go feral in 2025.
Ladies, get your colon checked! We’re talking colonoscopies. The glamorous, red-carpet event for your insides. Health is wealth and we’re giving you that extra nudge you need to clear your schedules and prioritize your health.
Ladies, it’s Thanksgiving and we’ve got a full plate! A surprise call from Kristin’s dad, Jen’s cornbread pudding, and Kristin’s childhood wish for an ’80s Omnibot robot… dare you to look that one up!
Ladies, today we’re celebrating hot movie hunks and yes, Jacob Elordi in Frankenstein deserves every scream! Then we’re off to Oz with Wicked Part II, and of course, we’re sharing plenty of Jonathan Bailey admiration… because moms deserve a little joy this holiday season.
We're REPLAYING one of our favorite holiday episodes. Remember when we were feeling awkward and insecure and we're not even the ones in middle school?! Listen as we talk about the preteen fashion police and how we try (and fail) to keep our cool.
Ladies, this episode might include some subpar “French” accents, wild theories, and the kind of over the top heist analysis you’d expect from two mamas who have seen Ocean’s 11 once. Grab a croissant and let’s unpack the Louvre robbery!
We’re still sipping on those show mom cocktails!! We’re talking all things Taylor Swift and Life of Show Girl.
Kristin and Jen dive into first communion, faith, and how to make an Apperal spritz, complete with glitter and seamless segway into Life As A Showgirl. It’s also gets real naughty towards the end so earbuds!
Between mystery sushi, lice infestations, parasites, we’re got WebMD working overtime this week!
Ladies, it’s Breast Cancer Awareness Month, so go get your boobies checked! We’re also talking family lineage, growing up on a farm, and the groundbreaking treatment for Huntington’s disease.
Ladies, the Halloween decorations are up and no it’s never too early! We’ve got your back on the top costumes for 2025, so you’re not stuck in another last-minute cat, witch, or sexy traffic cone situation.
Kristin and Jen road trip to see a friend in need. The gas gauge says low fuel. Kristin says they are fine. Jen says they are not. Did they make it?
We’re bringing back a favorite! Remember the time when Jen saved the day by lending Kristin her comfort bra? Well, Kristin hasn’t stopped making fun of it since, and the laughs are just as good the second time around.
Ladies, our girl T-Swift is ENGAGED! We couldn’t be happier. She said yes to forever, and we’re shutting down the hate comments, and giving a heck yes to Netflix crime docs.
Ladies, when we podcast, it’s not just me and Jen, we’ve got 3 amazing young women tuning in. They’re smart, creative, and in their 30s. Sharing our wisdom and of course, a little sciatica.
Ladies, it’s Jen’s birthday and the best gift arrived...T-Swift on Travis Kelce’s, New Heights podcast. Cue: “It’s a love story baby just say, yes!”
Kristin is living parallel lives with another Kristin! Except Kristin 1 feels that Kristin 2 needs to manage her life better. Sound like Science Fiction? Don’t worry. This will all make sense when you listen to the new podcast out today.
Ladies, caring for our parents as they get older comes with plenty of surprises. We’ll talk about what getting older really means especially when you realize your own joints have RSVP’d to the party too.
Ladies, parenting teens is a full time job. We are out here dodging teen eye rolls, flipping through all the parenting books, and just hoping we’re doing something right.
Ladies, let’s just say camping was less “glamping” and more “good luck” moms. From Kristin smelling like campfire smoke for days to Jen back in L.A. cleaning up Chick-fil-A nugget barf, this week has definitely been an adventure…
Ladies, camping with kids can test some patience, but wait till you hear about the cruise ship that turned into a floating Porta Potty. Trips may not always go as planned, but as long as you don’t lose your shi**- that’s a win!
Ladies, if you thought hormones were wild wait till you hear the things kids say. From dodging swear words to navigating pre-menopause, hormones run the show. No matter if you’re 15 or 50, they’re making us cry, laugh, and lose our minds all at the same time.
Today we are REPLAYING this episode because it's summer break and once again, we're wondering if this is when our boobs finally come in. Summer is never the John Hughes dream sequence we hope for, we’re just hoping for surviving with our dignity. And maybe a shirtless Justin Bieber
Ladies, it’s summer camp season and we’re taking you back to middle school musical theatre auditions where the drama is real, and the nerves are as high as the notes to “Defying Gravity.”
Ladies, we are weighing in on the Karen Read verdict, you knew we would, because we have zero legal credibility but we do have a love of true crime so, join us as we give you our unofficial thoughts on this trial, what should happen next and a hot flash that is a much needed hormonal reboot.
DISCLAIMER: LADIES! This episode is about books, like SEXY books, so listen without your kids and NSFW (unless you have headphones! Episode Rated R: Romantic.
Cheers to summer! Finn is done with middle school, Terri has secured her new car, and our daughters will finally wash their hair (read: jump in the pool). Bring out the cocktails and cool off with us!
Today we are REPLAYING our episode all about Las Vegas. Sure, Sin City feels a little different at this stage in the game, but make no mistake, we still got it and can both dance to R&B and get to bed at a reasonable hour.
Ladies, today we’re talking all about haircuts from hell. And speaking of the afterlife, Kristin has a very special hot flash: Pope Leo. That’s right, our Chicago Pope. The Lord Be with you (and with da Bears).
We’re counting down the days til the end of the school year, because while it might be hard on our kids, it’s even harder on us moms. Between school plays, spirit weeks and changing hormones, we can’t wait for summer.
Today we are REPLAYING this episode about an age-old equation: kids lose their shoes and moms lose their shit. Then we feel bad and the process begins anew. But really…. HOW CAN A PERSON KEEP LOSING SHOES. You’re not yelling, we are. And a good portion of that is at ourselves. And our husbands.
Kristin and Eleanor took their first mother daughter trip to NYC and saw all the import sites: Central Park, Broadway, and of course…the Jellycat Cafe. Kristin’s biggest takeaway: she needs to break into the children’s stuffies business.
This episode is all about the fun Jen had in Cabo...margaritas, lazy river, and a party on a pirate shop. But the party didn't stop there. 4 days after getting home, Mr. Montezuma got his revenge. But Jen is tough. And skinnier. And scheduling her colonoscopy.
Fellow moms: we’re going to say something shocking. We know how hard you work we know how hard you try to make it to every game and every practice. And we are here to tell you that it’s OK to take a day off and if that includes sneaking into the back of your car and looking at your phone or walking around the mall instead of going to a soccer game…then do it. We are team Mom and we believe in you.
Having a good day in middle school is like winning the lottery. Today we’re talking about how to celebrate the wins when they happen, Patrick Schwarzenegger, and of course Walton Goggins again. Sorry not sorry.
Today we remember Val Kilmer, his talent and his legacy. We’re also talking about financial planning (gummy bear incidentals), our story about meeting spies in a hot tub, and more!
Are you watching the Karen Read murder doc? Well, so are we and it's all we can talk about. Today, we're unpacking the case. Think of us as a modern day Cagney and Lacey.
Who needs fitness classes when you’re sprinting through airports every weekend?? This tour is so much fun and also…. so. much. CARDIO! Today we’re podcasting from the road and diving into the chaos and joy. Come out and see us!!
Mothering isn’t all sunshine and rainbows. Sometimes it feels like a street fight. We are keeping our cool but if you mess with the bull you will get a strong talking to.
Ladies, we are on the road and we're REPLAYING one of our favorite episodes all about travel! What are the things we can't travel without? Tune in to find out!
As much as we love to joke about our kids, we are so proud of them. Today, we talk Benson Boone, a disastrous salad and how their kids aren't terrible.
Ladies, today we're talking about our favorite filthy hair bands. Walk down memory lane and sing along with us. And if you want MORE deep cuts and nostalgia, grab tickets to our FLASHBACK tour at www.imomsohard.com!
Where we grew up, anybody could parent anybody’s kid. We were given talkin-to’s from everyone from the neighbor to the mailman. Nowadays, it’s veeeerrrry different. But sometimes we can’t help but let our roots show…..especially when your kid is being a butthole.
It's Valentines Day and you know what that means....Kristin and Jen are grossing each other out and giggling about all things in the Valentine's space. If you're able to swap romantic stories with your best friend and keep a straight face...we commend you. Because we definitely can't.
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Hormones are a crazy ride. Either you are dealing with them with hormonal kids or maybe your hormones are kicking your ass as they slowly say hasta la vista OR maybe ITS ALL HAPPENING AT ONCE. Either way, us perimenopausers aren’t going down without a fight. Let’s dig in.
We can’t get our kids into the shower, can you? Today we’re talking about greasy hair, new mom friends and sticking with our biggest hot flash: the amazing firefighters who are still tirelessly working to put out the fires in LA.
Many of you have seen that our dear city of LA has been hit with devastating fires. We want to thank everyone who has reached out and offered support to us and our city. Today we're talking about what's going on and how grateful we are to the "helpers".
We're feeling awkward and insecure and we're not even the ones in middle school! Join us today as we talk about the preteen fashion police and how we try (and fail) to keep our cool.
Ladies, we've collected our top moments from the podcast from 2024, and we're ready to walk down memory lane with you! Happy New Year!
We see you, lady. We know you’re up after everyone’s asleep wrapping last minute gifts. If you’re feeling exhausted, we want you to know - you’re doin’ great. Join us as we gossip and enjoy this silent night together.
A few weeks ago, Jen shared her favorite things and now Kristin is sharing hers (read: movies). Countdown to Christmas with these top notch holiday films….and we bet some of them won’t already be on your list! Plus, we play a Hallmark game that Jen absolutely crushes. Deck the halls and laugh pee with us.
It's that time of year...family, food and out-of-tune flutes played by 6th graders. Yep, tis the season for the holiday music programs, plays and junior musicals. And moms are taking home the award for "best actor". Grab your glitter and jazz shoes, we're reminiscing about recitals.
Ladies, get ready because Jen is about to hook you UP! She has a list, she’s checked it twice and you’re going to get some stellar gift ideas whether you’ve been naughty or nice. So whether you’re like Kristin (who just wants cash) or Jen (who wants 100 colorful sweaters), you’ll walk away with your holiday gift list just in time for Black Friday (aka Kristin’s birthday).
You know who we're thankful for this year? Our MOM FRIENDS! (Thank includes you!) Today, we're sharing some hot tips on how to make mom friends (hint: text threads and margaritas). Tune in for the new segment Kristin's Fit Check where she wears a new t-shirt given to her by a mom!
Jen is fired up to help you save moola. Today, she’s sharing all of her tips for mom shopping on resale sites (including how to avoid pit stains and pitfalls).
Why do famous people get to answer all the fun questions? Let’s give Stephen Colbert’s questions a run for their money. Plus we're talking boba, Christmas cards, old pillows and more.
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Kristin and Jen cover a lot of bases in this one including saying goodbye to elementary school, suggestions on how to run a tavern, pta scandal and true crime. This is a normal Tuesday for us.
Today, we are REPLAYING one of our TOP episode of all time! Enjoy!