Join host Ken aka Metaphortune aka Kensean as they break down the Capybaras.
Episode 28 – 6/3/26
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The Capys continue a pretty dang good season, and the Crew U19s win a trophy! What a time to be alive.
Episode 27 – 4/29/26
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We’re about 1/3rd of the way through the MLSNP season and the Capys are doin’ pretty well! Wake the babes, there’s new Capys! Heck Is Plausible!!! metaphortune.com/2c24u2t
Episode 26 – 3/20/26
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Hope! Hope for the season ahead! Some results! Gameplay! Things! To! Discuss!!!!! CAPYBARAS! metaphortune.com/2c24u2t
Episode 25 – 2/25/26
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The new season is upon us! Hope springs eternal! The babes have been awakened as there are new Capys!
Episode 24 – 11/25/25
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We have roster decisions! Some great questions! And a Capybara Legend roundup!
Episode 23 – 10/2/25
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2 days late, but still! The Capybaras continue their season, and the variety of results is wild. Plus, lots of questions from the Discordecke!
Episode 22 – 8/27/25
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The season continues! Surprise new signings! A win?!? You’ll never believe how many Crew 1 players were in the team when that happened…
Episode 21 – 7/29/25
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Wellp! We’re talkin’ about the Capybaras! It’s not going great! But we still love them.
Episode 20 – 6/18/25
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Recent Capy games have been a mixed bag, a certain Capy got a first team contract, and more!
Episode 19 – 5/30/25
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Well, we’ve got some results to talk about and some off-field stuff to talk about! It’s not fun!
Episode 18 – 4/30/25
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Some good results! The USOC! A new capy?! It’s all in this thrilling episode of 2 Crew 2 4 U 2, Too!
Episode 17 – 3/28/25
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The Capybaras have played 4 games, and boy has it been a wild ride. Let’s talk about them!
Episode 16 – 2/12/25
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Chase Adams! Pipa! Josh Williams! Chase Adams!!!!
Episode 15 – 1/8/25
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New year, no new Capys (YET!). This podcast delves into the offseason roster moves, offseason coaching moves, Capybara Legends, and some hot takes/questions.
Episode 14 – 12/3/24
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Coming to you live from an undisclosed location, talking a bit about the Crew 2 season and how the Capybara roster could look next year. Also, Capybara Legends!
(mini) Episode 13 – 1/31/24
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THE CAPYBARAS ARE MLS NEXT PRO EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPIONS AND THEN THE SEASON ENDED! Everything is fine! Also, the changing face and ethos of Columbus Crew 2.
Mini Episode 12 – 10/19/22
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(spoiler alert) THE CAPYBARAS ARE MLS NEXT PRO CUP CHAMPIONS, FOLKS! Hear a recap, some thoughts about the occasion, and questions about next season in this episode of 2 Crew […]
Mini Episode 11 – 10/4/22
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EASTERN CONFERENCE CHAMPS AND THEY ONLY MADE US SWEAT A LOT! All is well! The MLS Next Pro Cup Final is coming very soon! CAPYBARAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Mini Episode #10 – 9/28/22
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The Capybaras CHOMP thru the Next Pro Playoffs! Insights from journalist Jerald Lucas (find him on Twitter and his work on Vavel.com) including an excellent story about Aidan Wolf and […]
Mini Episode 9 – 9/21/22
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MLS NEXT PRO REGULAR SEASON CHAMPIONS, BABY!!! Listen to a recap of the most wild game I’ve ever been to (the season finale against Cincy 2), talk about the upcoming […]
Mini Episode 8 – 9/8/22
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WE GOT PLAYOFF INFO! WE GOT THE BEST TEAM IN THE LEAGUE! CAPYBARAS, BABY!!!!!!!!!
Mini Episode 7 – 8/25/22
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Heck is Plausible Pt. 2! The Supporter’s Shield race! Recent results and upcoming games! It’s all here!
Mini Episode 6 – 8/9/22
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Another episode of the Premier Podcast about Columbus Crew 2! Results are discussed, tactics are discussed, the next Heck is Plausible is discussed, and a deep dive on a certain […]
Mini Episode 5 – 7/20/22
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Today’s episode features recaps of the last two games, WAY too much information on MLS Next Pro rules, a deep dive on a player, and a recap of an incredibly […]
Mini Episode 4 – 7/5/22
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Today’s episode features a whole lotta excellent questions, a player bio, a BONUS player bio, and some talk about the Capybaras.
Mini Episode 3 – 6-20-22
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Please enjoy this episode from the archives!
Mini Episode 2 – 6-12-22
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Enjoy this mini-sode from the archives!
Mini Episode 1 – 5-24-22
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Hey look, an older episode from the archives! Wooo!
Episode 0 – 3-25-22
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Please enjoy the first and only Proper Episode of the show, featuring myself and co-host Evan!
