?? whitenews ? the podcast equivalent of a blank stare ?? by Danne

Welcome to Whitenews, where enthusiasm is optional and existential dread is inevitable. (¬‿¬) Expect deep dives into random topics, unnecessary overanalysis, and the occasional life crisis—delivered in the flattest tone possible.

Whether it’s movies, nostalgia, or the slow collapse of modern society, I’ll talk about it… probably. But don’t get too attached—this is the first and only season. Enjoy the monotony. (Or don’t.) (￣▽￣)/¯