balls out no flops - an intergalactic rugby league nrl podcast by Larry Floyd

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Rock bottom, milestone games and Cracksputin

this week we have scrum choreography, the sim bin and nrl sex caves

This week we Concussion idea 241, the hubble telescope and scissors paper cock

State of Orgasm, Winnie blues and tip rat immortals

We ruminate about goal kickers, Seifold and entering the void

Origin update, Protest! and NRL scandals

The triumphant return of the boys sees them discussing origin washup, Morton's intervention and the Sally M's

Dogs of war, Origin talk, cocaine koala and how to store your sex robot

We have Jimmy's Filthy Five, Ode to McInnes and dinosaur vomit...

Life in the Haas lane, Robodebt Illias and Munster's Mingha

The lost tapes, hamstring gate and scrumboat

Kick-cussion, Mozzarella jizz snd Jackson's thong.

Madge ado about Nelson...but seriously there's some scintillating banter so get on it

Cynical disruptors, Hyphen team and a bucket of halloumi.

This week it's just Larry and Jimmy and their Yoyo jizz, VHS mechanics and raspberry pockets

Trainer Gate, Mountain Madge and Shaq "the fence" Mitchell

Cover your ears it's multicultural round! Also airbag headgear, midnight games and Black Magic round with Leon Bott and Jason Ferris

Wingers strike, Kim Jong Kevvie and halftime hangings

The boys finally hit their stride as we explore monkey war crimes, NRL Micros and selling raffle tickets in the scrum.

Conquering Vegas, Spencer gate and NRL conscription

Yeah I know. What do you want an apology? Go to hell!

This week; Port a loo jousting, spam pigeon, maxi taxi scrum and post contact piñata

Cockeye Laura, Poet warlord and multitool penis. Also I couldn't do the story justice without doing the voice. Consider this a pre-apology.

When Ray met Ricky, Morton's coach swap and Larry gets sick.

80's rules, bbq gate and fists and pussy flying everywhere

Face tats, farewells and finance

This week we have Peptide Charlie, Ricky Gaddafi and whistling cocks

Ray's ideas, contenders/pretenders and Lodge's recycling tips

Bellamy, MK Ultra lab rats and redundant spooning

This week we have Death valley Death Match, the 5 second rule for injured players and should Brookesy be the custody kid?

Jed Cartwright signs in what is a coup for the Knights and Pirate themed origin

This week Fire and Brimson, pop up stadiums, Holbrook gets the bang bus treatment and the true meaning of dead rubber

Mid season report card, good form against bad opposition, trainer hand shandies and the dildo colosseum...

Why Origin is a flop, the sex pests are at it again and salsa with freddy

The boys discuss Rosa Klebb round, NRL Centrelink and hard nuts with big motors

Today we discuss mufti round, centre of mediocrity, hunger vs comfort and Britt Pheonix

Magic camp, chance your arm chance your cock and dick veined snickers

Slippery when wet, The Vegas jersey and Which way Wighton

Hip drops and hairpulls, Desi reads King Lear and Anzac Jesus

This week there's Japanese Bo Taoshi, the Steeden Sutra and we unravel the secrets of the Jizz Bin. Remember to subscribe to get the latest episode.

Should the NRL join NATO? Stuart and the Hadza people and the 10 best Fisting songs of all time.

Who is the Canon's Yeoman? The Sisyphus of Wests Tigers and Tectonic Gorilla sex

This week we discuss which player is a tadpole with a Trump wig, the NRL creiche and inverse neanderthal clunge.

This week the boys talk about Wig Round, deflated balloon uterus, Larry's new concussion protocols and would PolPot make a good NRL coach?

The boys are back and there's gonna be cucking! We have fearless predictions, special boys, exploitation and a BONF preview of the Ringling Brothers Cuckfest that will be season 2023. Enjoy...

Deep state secrets and fireworks ban

Postcards from Istanbul and Moderate Monday.

Dutch clog making with Justin Holbrook, Pork knuckle face surgery and inflatable worms.

Japanese Baking

This episode we discuss the week that was, origin talk and we totally revamp the NRL scoring system with the Concussion Try

Cage match Some terrible things were said ...and a lot of neck talk

Urinal banter, dubious vs jubious and you took too much... much too much

Touch judges deleted, the boys update the  send-off and efficient sex guy's guide to efficient sex nuff said...

Sex pests, arm penises, Larry's steroid hulk acid queen retirement plan...and some footy...

Cumquats and cock puppets

Eliot Whitehead gets a visit from the JuJu man, Aidan Tolman an immortal and some player name changes.

There is much talk of cancel culture and the role of the meat tramp in the NRL

Man down

OHHhh my Jaysuuuuus, We apologise for this hot mess of an episode. Listen at your own peril. And to the Country Women's Association of NSW I was just trying to come up with a nickname.

This week the team explore which Russian leaders could coach NRL, the Fyshwick sasquatch and all-round dumb fuckery.

We're back baby! This episode we investigate The Peoples Republic sinbin, Dolphin gangbangs and Tamalolou's dunghampers

Episode 90th:

Toga Toga radio, Jaydos is the future and the Des Submarine.

Gun to a knife fight, half time fence palings and $5 Sally.

NRL Shit Tank, chewed up dog toys and Mad Monday predictions.

Episode 86th:

Trainer sherpa, British Colombia glory hole etiquette and Friday the 13th promo games.

Will’s chamber of secrets, referees sharing hotel rooms and hot forearms.

Larry hands his penis into Service NSW, the owner of the storm wants to buy the grand final and is Gutho struggling with menopause.

Judge Judy and the Yeah Nah defense, which player is going to bring down the NRL, headgear as a fashion accessory and Rugby League Olympics 

Gutherson the netball bully, the Kabul bubble and Desi's sons.

Royal coach rumble, flamboyant German magicians and the NRL's gypsy caravan.

COVID round. Apologies for the poor sound quality but De Belin was under the bed...allegedly...

This week we discuss a Black Friday sale on players, buy1 get 1 free. The possibility of a mid season mad Monday and Tohu Harriss's hair.

This week the suicide tackle revisited, HBO's new referee show and coin toss or soggy sao?

This week we discuss why League mums love a high shot, we skirt around the suicide tackle and we read from the prison diary of one JH and of course we pull apart Origin like a bunch of hyenas. 

This week we talk the players revolution, fist fights in international waters and excerpts from Hayne's prison diary.

The NRL's jihad on badgers, Morton's lecture on German Samoa, high contact eftpos and the return of Jimmy the Hand.

We discuss some radical and carnivalesque ideas for the sin bin, Morton explains the concept of Defcon and we ponder which NRL personality would make the best Bond villain...

NRL Injury round, bring back the scrum and Morton's biggest flop yet. Congratulations Ray!

We made it to 69! Ray discusses dilation, Morton puts forward his draft and Jake Trbojevic's plot to kill Hitler.

Ray Carney becomes the cheese, Larry Floyd flops on the Bunnies and Morton Paragon loses his post colonial shit.

Shame on you, NRL Centrelink and two dads trash talk

A deep dive into the machinations of round 4 plus what position would Jesus play and the BONF version of the NRL showbag.

The trouble with Henry, sick Kent and Shibasaki day drunk.

Extinction event scenario. Bobble head banner blues. An ode to Bunty.

The boys talk about Mortan’s Swysh, ultimate tries and Cam Smith to the Roosters

Part 2...fatigue sets in...

2021 season preview with the greatest pundits of all time, Morton Paragon, Ray Carney and Larry Floyd

This week we give a blistering analysis of the week that was in football. We talk about the highs and lows, the new tit for tat rule and we give our LarryM awards. 

And then there were four...badump bump bump....