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Our Heroes make a pit stop to refill their water for the house. Nick has this under control you fool. Don't put him in a corner. Why did you go that way? Why didn't your card work? Don't corner him YOU FOOL.

Our Heroes head to Panera to get absolutely stuffed... with salad. The Sauce Monkey is backed into a corner and he's lashing OUT. Don't get scratched or bit or shrieked at. Panera wasn't exactly wacky but there are specialized mice who are ready to fix our teeth. What?

Do you have a mobile order? Get ready to almost get car slammed and maybe get your order wrong. Anyway leave a comment if you think Nick needs to move on. Use plastic spoon. Sweet Chili!

Our Heroes know the Pretzel Pub isn't back yet but the first thing eliminated in the Bring It Back Bracket is back so we have to try it. Oh they didn't give us any Sweet & Sour? And the chickens burned? But is the jalapeno ranch burger good at least? Hmmm... we see. We see how Wendy's is now. This is no holds barred.

Drew didn't stick around but Our Heroes are headed back to the old Rooster Teeth office to record this week's episode. Poor Nick is suckin cup and getting it everywhere. It's all over the restaurant and Eric's car. Just like the food. Happy anniversary!

Our Heroes are BACK in their cars to celebrate their second anniversary! And what better celebration than... Burger King's Grogu food? There's a lot in this $20 box plus Grogu's blue goo shake. He makes that himself? Enjoy this return to form because it's a huge mess.

You can vote at the water park. Do you like this shake, Larry the Cable Guy? Come get kicked out of the Grackle as Our Heroes make their way home after a trip to Zaxby's. Check out Hokum, in theaters now.

Sauce Monkey Says Not Enough %% Zaxby's Giant Wraps & Banana Pudding ShakeDesc: He's sorry, but he's really not. The Sauce Monkey's dark passenger is loose and he's mad about Pfluggerville, the milkshake, and this small small pig. Our Heroes brave the Zaxby's to see if their $70 is worth it. It's... not. They're big but where's the chicken? No one's here.

Our Heroes are enjoying their clean sodas and a rough drive where everyone on the road is gonna hit us. Why is Taco Bell against Mt Dew anyway? At least these cops aren't helping. Meet us at the Samsung Soccer Field - date to be determined.

Our Heroes decide that today is a good day and return to Taco Bell to check out their new Triple Double crunchwrap. None of us are crunchwrap guys but maybe whatever they tripled makes it good and we'll definitely all understand what is tripled. Zab also gets with Buldak to take over the world? We get a little in the weeds in this episode.

Our Heroes just saw Exit 8 (2025) and they're gonna talk about it. "Oh no don't spoil it" trust us when we say it doesn't matter. A man becomes increasingly desperate when he realizes he is trapped in a subway station, needing to complete a mission to get out.

This one hurts. Our Heroes take in a movie (Exit 8 ) at Austin's own Alamo Drafthouse to check out the new menu. It's rough. These pretzels. And the queso? And you have to be on your phone? Also Sauce Monkey is flipping out at this movie. This one is for the books but luckily it's also for the bugs (you) so enjoy more than we did.

Okay so part of the Kpop Demon Hunters menu is this McFlurry with non-blueberry blueberries but we gotta eat em QUICK! It's gonna make a mess in Eric’s car and he's gonna start to think about getting mad!!!!!

Our Heroes head to the Golden (heh) Arches to get the new Kpop Demon Hunter meals, which they were scared they were going to run out of, Grinch style. We're talking hamburger positions, food additions, dippin sauces, pretty feet, and MORE!

Our Heroes are celebrating 100 with a car ride back to the office and NOTHING WEIRD HAS HAPPENED TODAY. Have you seen these jack antenna balls? Crazy. Check out this slop burger. Crazy. Why did you make us eat this? Crazy.

Wendy's ran a bring it back tournament and Our Heroes got involved to get what they want: The Pretzel Pub. Listen to the harrowing tale and relive the highs & lows that brought back the greatest sandwich in Wendy’s history.

It's episode 100 of 100% Eat and Our Heroes allowed YOU (through Patreon votes) to pick the food. Jack in the Box, the once BANNED restaurant, makes its return in episode 100 with the Hot Mess Meal, a whole pile of slop in a box. Why? Why did you do this?

Graysie needs to know we got the cinniminis. She messages back in record speed. Jordan could eat all 10 if he wanted to, Graysie couldn't though. She should hire Adam from Laser Team to beat him up, actually. These wings stink and these fries are weird.

Pizza Hut "redid" their crust. We don't believe it. It's got some seasoning. These crustlovers wouldn't know a good crust if it came up and kicked them. This place is more messed up than that looney tunes skunk, dude.

Our Heroes watch Beekeeper (2024) with you. Sync this up with the movie and watch Nick & Jordan see it for the first time but Michael & Eric keep looking at each other because they know what happens next. A former operative of a powerful organization embarks on a brutal campaign for vengeance.

Pinch Pinch Pinch! Don't drop your phone, Our Heroes are on their way back from getting Panda Express. The troops are alerted and ordering dynamite chicken. Is this chicken TOO SPICY?!?! We need you to push the merch, guys. This is your fault.

Our Heroes are dropping Panda Express to see if this chicken is as hot as they say. It actually might be? It's certainly not very sweet and it's definitely not sour. Check out these balloon animals and Final Fantasy talk. We're all over the place but it's GREAT! Stop eating Panda Express 2 days in a row.

Climb on the cross with the Sauce Monkey as he gets sauce for himself. JARED WHO is mad about Nick Pick's and Nick is gettin tricked by insurance. Or he's tricking them. FOUR of the meals. One? This is our first look at red goop.

This Nick Pick crosses the line. Our Heroes are being forced to eat cartoon food at this point. Taco Cabana teams up with Cheetos to make the most confusing slop we've ever encountered but it's okay because Nick got some sauces for himself then promptly threw them away. What score do you think the Cheetos Flamin' Hot Rojo Wrap & Loaded Fries will get? Spoiler: you're right.

Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Pizza Pocket Couple Fight, religious crackers as a snack, and Chocolate Egg Snot. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com

To give him a true cuck chair experience, Our Heroes pick Evan up at the airport and kidnap him all the way to McDonald's. This Ride Along has Nick driving and it's a doozy. Enough a super sized helping of 100% Eat at their best (or worst?)

Our Heroes have to tackle the Big Arch this week, especially if there's a mysterious benefactor watching silently from a chair just feet away. WHO paid to be in the cuck chair? How have they never had McDonald's PM food before? WILL THEY TALK?!?!

Nick is caught Big Foot style in the Taco Palenque. These chips are so good. Nick knows. He also denies a Dipsy Doo. Is this a good place?????

Our Heroes let Nick make another pick and this time... we get the food. Jordan wanted cotija. The Sauce Monkey looms and runs off for his salsas and he's riding HIGH on this one. Anyway we check out Taco Palenque which is a real up and coming mexican food place in Texas. It's good? Time to clean up.

Honorable Judges Michael & Jordan presiding over today's Food Court. On the docket: Cook Sucker Tier List, A1 Steak Shots & Primal steaks. These criminals are throwing themselves on the mercy of the court.Submit your Food Crimes to the court by signing up at Patreon.com/100percenteat OR email FoodCourt@100percenteat.com

Our Heroes get their food but it's not the right food but we can make it spicy. No we can't. Yes we can. Not like that. It’s good. Enjoy Nick going through 3 stages of grief in rapid succession, back and forth.

Our Heroes are put in a predicament thanks to the Sauce Monkey. They're discontinuing this soon which means its gone now apparently. Thumbs up. Anyway we've never had this place so we gotta try it. Why is Sauce Monkey saying that about them? Graysie won't stand for this.

Nick doesn't know who Matty is and he's mad about it. It's KINDA a bit! Saucy Monkey Lies in Australia. Grab a greasy curd NOW and chow down on a dry bowl.

CHICKENLESS KFC?!?! This slop bowl hardly stays together and it's kind of like the IDEA of poutine? These Chick'n Pigs are gettin after it. Toothy can't stop Our Heroes.

Eric BLEW IT and didn't order the pizza so now Our Heroes are waiting in the car. Michael creates a new game where we YouReview strip clubs. THEY DON'T EVEN GIVE YOU A CHANCE!

The order never went through! Our Heroes have a food failure at Eric's behest but they make the best of it. 5 stars, they don't give you a chance. Why is it even called Papa John's anymore? Let us behind the counter NOW!

Eric drives over black ice and keeps bragging about it to Our Heroes but not during this drive. Bojangles is near the DQ that's against children but this place is efficient. Don’t forget about this Friday’s Rage Quit Michael, Jordan Podcast. Did Nick get this to 10 minutes? Why are you shaking your head?

Bojangles in Austin is BRAND NEW and Our Heroes venture over to try the chicken sandwich. Was that the right thing to get? What a Boberry? Eric's in the car and he's mad. 67 sigma brain rot do you suffer from the Bojangles curse?

Nick bought the fry sauce but was it the right one. It looks good! What? Reflex? Reflux? What did you say? We're sticking with our messaging from the beginning. Stay tuned for the shocking end.

YOU voted for this on Patreon so Our Heroes head to Freddy's to get a... Smash Burger Taco? Is it a burger or a taco? Is it both? Is it worth your time? Are you a brother? Will you outlive your father?New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Applebee's was too hot and Michael is 'eepy. You're getting too comfortable, Nick. Are you guys in the Pretzel Haters Club? Michael's kids eat like animals. Stay tuned for the ending.

Nick is against these old people but Our Heroes make the trek to Applebee's to try their new O M Cheeseburger. It's a burger cut in half and slapped on a cheese skillet. Is it worth your time and money? Graysie is mad at us.New year, new merch (for you) https://100percenteat.storeAlso grab an autograph from Our Heroes https://streamily.com/100-percent-eat

Can you patch it? Our Heroes are ridin on rims on this episode on our way back from Hat Creek. You in on a Tall Shirt? What shirt should we make? Are we the tall guys?

Sure. Nick is a fiend for the queso but we had to finish the Hat District. Are you a Tall Shirt guy? We gotta make the Tall Shirt. There goes those Tall guys. Get water out of your lungs and get these queso fries & tots in you. Monkey Burger lives!

Nick is in Graysie mode and Eric's had enough but the end brings it all together. Incredible legendary episode.

Off to a HOT START this New Year, Our Heroes head back to Chipotle to try their... protein menu? What's different about this? It's just Chipotle, right? Whatever. We're busy watching Lazer Team (2015) on TUBI so don't bother us. Do bother Pasta Pete to get queso and side of bean.

Did you forget about construction? Nick's invited. Did you know Austin used to be called Waterloo? Pfuck Round Rock though. We're going Super Playan Level 5.

Welcome to the Hat District. Our Heroes NEED a win to end 2025 after a slew of rough food. Can Hattie B's be the answer? Park a mile away from this episode and have a jaunt over to it. Don't bother paying. When is Graysie back anyway? She's going Super Playan. Normal Mo Guys activate.

 It's not even rode rage, it's normal after a trip to LJS. It smelled so bad and now we're behind this driver. And don't get too big of a head but we really like you, the audience member on discord. Also take a look at this food. Yuck.

Monkey Burger is taking over. Where's the root beer? Jordan's in a fight with his drink and this place feels like a throwback to a time that didn't exist. This is WAY too close to eating at a Long John Silver and it might actually be cross contaminated. The hamburger family is so screwed, dude. Send us Monkey Burger fanart NOW. Does Air Buddy have trump dog syndrome?

This is a mess. Who's drink is this? Michael's covered in BK. There's drink everywhere. Everything is happening at once. Do we stop recording in the garage? Hang on, Graysie needs to sign into iTunes. Whose Wilt?

Our Heroes take Graysie to a pineapple under the sea to see if this Spongebob food can stand up against the Wendy's effort. It's... Burger King. There's also a special announcement so strap in. New Achievement Hunter gains a new member! I miss the old new achievement hunter. All of this was $95?!?! For CHEESELESS BURGERS?!?! Plus a Mingus update.

Go to Patreon to watch Nick spin the barrel. We didn't even have to rig it. Which are Nick's favorite days and why is his anniversary the worst?? These sauces are so weird dude. Nick is wise.

Our Heroes almost got all their food but it's close enough. They force a frosty on the monkey. This doesn't even taste like Wendy's, right? Is that a good or a bad thing at this point? Wendy's is STRUGGLING but maybe this will set them right. Maybe? Right? Does anyone want to be CEO?

Nick's phone is about to explode. Don't worry, Eric to the rescue. Nick'll take your phone. Give him your phone. He's gonna film. Does it have to be good? It's also a Graysie breakdown.

Our Heroes head back to Firehouse to see if they get the firehose again. This place is filled with smoke and Jordan is not thrilled. Where does this place even rank? Is this place worse than Jimmy Johns? Are you trying to overclock the webbing Sauce Monkey style? It's all better than this sandwich, that's for sure.

Our Heroes get a ride with Graysie and Nick back to the office. Eric has to drive alone. Eric does his own ride along. Why doesn't anyone stop for treats?

Happy Holidays from Our Heroes and also Graysie who does NOT want to do the fact sheet. She wants to play and she will do everything she can to prevent this episode from occurring with normalcy. We all had a big meal at PF Chang's and only about a dozen fortune cookies got stolen. It's a new record.

Nick is mad. Nick is real mad. There was a deal. We paid money for that. This isn't the first time. NO! We didn't get NOTHIN! Hopefully Mumbles watched the episode.

Our Heroes attempt to get the McDonald's Buffalo Ranch menu and they get buffalo, which is different. Ask Nick. He'll tell you. He'll scream about it. The whole time. But fear not, we got the McRib. Did this used to be better? McDonald's might be going the way of Wendy's? Much to discuss.

Sonic Burger doesn't have anything and they won't give you a single burger. This place is a mess and Eric is going to drive Our Heroes off a cliff. Nick is on one. Everyone is trapped in a car. You're in for the full wait time as we try to get the food we have to frankenstein when we get back to the office.

This place is on THIN ICE! Our Heroes skirt the "No Burgers from Sonic Burger" rule they set forth by creating the ultimate chicken sandwich variant. It's off menu but we need to see if there's a new pretzel king in town. Will Sonic get BANNED? Not the hedgehog. Don't get confused. Are you having a YouReview style episode?Our Heroes will be doing a Streamily signing Wednesday November 19, 2025 at 5pm CT so check out https://streamily.com/100-percent-eatGrab a hoodie and a shirt because its cool out now? https://100percenteat.store

ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished. Do you Grape Goon?

Graysie let us know its lowkey dark. RodeoGoat time for our Chungus lives. There's a bird in someone's eye. Who's taco is this? If any of this made sense to you, congrats, Chungus.

Our Heroes know it’s the year of Taco Bell but Graysie is yet to learn. We’re lowkey getting a burrito and it brings the heat. And the cheese. Also the return of Graysie Gets.

ORDER IN THE COURT! Our Heroes Judges hear from YOU as you throw yourself on the mercy of the court. The docket today includes a retrial, couples arguing, and food crimes that MUST be punished.

Our Heroes somehow got unstuck from the floor and escaped the workers only to lament the disaster of not getting the food but what surprise does Michael have in store for everyone? You don't want to miss it, unless you're a Manor ISD student then DO NOT ENTER!

Our Heroes know that DQ is more than just ice cream, it's also chicken strips and sticky floors and no ice and not having the chicken strips. Wait what? Can we avoid disaster and maybe avoid this DQ FOREVER? Eric is pulling his hair out over this one, too bad he wasn't wearing a hat. Can I be in the photo too?

Our Heroes are on a ride home and no one wants them to make it. Everyone is mad about McDonald's, bitch ass dad. Take us to Monopoly. So are we making a company account or what? Sorry Nick. Enjoy a cup of dog food.

This is NOT McDonald's and Our Heroes are not thrilled. They believe this is a bait and switch by Eric but Nick is on board so we're eating steak nuggets like hounds. Did you know about the new Popeye's logo? Would you get paid to eat dog food Loomer style? A lot explored here and McDonald's is ordered but you gotta see that on the Michael, Jordan Podcast.

Pasta Pete broke in and maybe ate some humanoid cookies with chocolate on the back. MAYBE ITS A TIE! Let the chips fall where they may as long as there's one loser. Monster Munch sucks still, by the way.

Torchy's is an easy spot but Our Heroes are coming to terms with their limited offerings being a little... lackluster. This things got a lot of peanuts and mint?? Between this and Nick's cookie descriptions, its a real edge-of-your-seat episode. Free 4? Pasta Pete jumped on the trampoline before Graysie, by the way. NEW stuff coming soon!

It must be seen and heard to be believed.

Our Heroes are Real Patriots and we're falling apart. It's the first five minutes of mayhem and its everywhere. Michael's lighting them up and we're burning it down. You can't say some of that on Youtube so we're bleeping it out. Oh man. We're so over sit down breakfast restaurants too. Can't wait for the Michael & Jordan hang out.

Our Heroes gotta look up some cool art. You want to see? We’re not sure if we’re even allowed to show this dude. You remember Homer? No the other one. Yeah well he’s hot now. Maybe. Shhh don’t tell.

Our Heroes are in it for the Free Smells and the trampoline. The smells are free and the subs suck. Buncha corpos eating provolone cheese ONLY. Enjoy this week's YouReview which is like a creative writing assignment that comes full circle. Wow. Not much to say about the food honestly.

Which of you freekZ played Diablo 2 offline? Weirdo. MGS Delta is out but is it worth playing. What is with these drinks and serious what is with this food. BEANS?

Our Heroes, riding high on the Year of Taco Bell, tackle the Decades Menu y2k edition even though some of these things aren't very y2k compliant. We also talk about the Switchforks that sold out, why we're wearing different clothes, who really owned the 00's, and if we could be CEOs (we can.)

Our Heroes are in a traffic battle in the Pizza Hut parking lot but that's okay because they're on their way to rat neighborhood. Stop thinking about hackers and how the Matrix has you because Nick & Eric are on the same page. Rats move in and Nick's Nifty Team is taking over. Sorry Graysie.

Flatzz. This is gremlin food. Flatzz. It's like they ran over a pizza the long way. Flatzz. Someone let air out of the pizza. Flatzz. K-Pop Demon Hunter. Flatzz. Why did they make these? Flatzz.

Graysie takes a ride with Our Heroes back to the office after getting a pretzel sandwich and a lil drink. It’s no longer play time on the patio but it’s play mode on the road as Graysie does her new middle finger. Give it a try on your friends and see how it works.

Our Heroes welcome Graysie back and she's ready to go Play Mode after eating some pretzels. We're not sure what we can even write in this description to sum up this episode. We like to burp?

Learn about American Dad and get on the Reddit to solve all the crimes. Jordan's days are numbered. Our Heroes are GOING IN on it for this Ride Along. Welcome to the Haters Ball. EDIT: Just saw the rest of the video, he actually doesn't work there and Geoff's party was at Geoff's house.

Our Heroes are getting hot dogs from Shake Shack to... what? What do you mean they don't have them? It ended yesterday? Well good morning USA, it looks like we've got a pivot. Our Heroes get the Carolina BBQ Burger with Fried Pickles and that's fine if you like the messiest thing you've ever eaten. Take a peek between the stalls and watch this one then speculate online about it.

Our Heroes gather the bugs for a viewing of The Crow (2024) and go Crow Mode. Soulmates Eric and Shelly are brutally murdered. Given a chance to save the love of his life, Eric must sacrifice himself and traverse the worlds of the living and the dead, seeking revenge. You ever see a guy get beat up for like 90 minutes straight before understanding the circumstances? Where can we get GOON jackets? Is Jordan the bald one? Caw CAW!

3 MILLION COMMENTS AND ERIC PULLS THE TAB! Our Heroes are on the road after Whataburger and Eric hates car features. Jordan is sucking down his special Whataburger drink and there's no PRNDL? Some Superman talk and the key character of Salascor. This food looks kind of like sticky slop? Leave a comment!

LEAVE A COMMENT on the most commented on episode of 100% Eat. Our Heroes are almost run down in their car and welcomed to dance inside the Whataburger. Ready for a lil cup of coffee? It's brewing, which is good because there's no soda. Don't go to the Manor one. Don't like it? Leave a comment. Wow.

Going way back into the archive before Graysie, it's CAT! Eric & Jordan sit down with former Face Jam intern Cat to talk about this week's food, Quiznos. Cat has a real affinity for this sandwich shop but maybe not for this sandwich. How'd she get this sandwich anyway? She doesn't even work here. Remember the Cat Coin?

Nick is grabbing sauce and sparkle from the Popeye's and Our Heroes are benefitting(?) from this. Nick's also been up since 4 so he's having fun. Look at how big these wraps are though. Sparkle it. We gotta know.

Our Heroes, specifically Jordan, is mind controlling you somehow but you know what's out of control? The good vibes at Popeye's. Customers dancin, we're hangin out, we're not getting soda, someone's making coffee on a dining table, there's almost 30 accidents in the parking lot. Anything can happen, especially with food this good. Are the chicken dippers worth your time or are you getting chicken duped?!

It’s a long trek back to the 100% Office but Our Heroes have already eaten so the conversation goes everywhere. You seen this TikTok yet? You watch the ghost interview from the computer? You ready to learn about Alex Earl?

Nifty. Woop Woop. This one is off the rails from go when Our Heroes don't get the time from Nick. You voted for this one and we're eating it. It's mushy & mushy facts. Michael thinks Alix Earle is more like Alex Earl and there's some miscommunication but it's fine because Nick is feeling the momentum and really going for it. Is this a case of branding getting people to buy this burger because we can't figure it out.

Our Heroes get Graysie back to the office in one piece even though she wants to go to an Amazon Warehouse, a waterpark, and Nick is trying to throw her under the bus. Nick is familiar with all of this and Eric calls it Drive Along. The food SUCKED and it sounds like maybe there's an inside joke you gotta get in on during the Michael, Jordan Podcast this friday.

Our Heroes take her to Zaxby's for some of the NEW lemon pepper wings and Graysie wants to heist Amazon warehouses. Graysie is back, and since the company shut down, she is free. NAHWU heads represent. Did you get the quesadilla or did you throw out the format? The works don't want to be there and we don't want to eat this food so it's a match made in heaven. Who is grabassing?

We're riding high off of Michael's Amiibos and we're not sure about renaming Donkey Kong's friend. Nick's looking to spill and point blame and he's still got this old ass phone. Dude it's just chicken in a tortilla.

Our Heroes return to the golden arch mecca to get the much lauded after Snack Wrap. These once affordable meal replacements are now burgeoning on the $4 mark so really what's the point? Maybe they're working on it, like Nick's phone. He's almost got those points. 114 year olds unite, this ones for YOU! AI is taking over. Yuck.

Graysie is driving because Eric can't, maybe physically and legally, so Our Heroes are trying to figure out next steps. Graysie has the horn in her car and she says that being particular is fun. Enjoy some cookies while Michael looks around for his keys in the car that they're not in.

Michael's starting HOT and Nick is falling apart but no one is falling apart more than Eric who almost died? Graysie came and ate with Our Heroes but, due to injury, was not able to record this episode at a later date. Either way, this bottomless app/Mt Dew radler combo is like more bottom of the barrel than bottomless treat? You want Graysie? You should watch this week's Michael, Jordan Podcast that is so off the rails, it's unreal.

Our Heroes are on the backroads trying to get back to their new office and we're breaking down the Refrescas. Are any of these cars moving or what? This route sucks. Don't worry, Nick has new evidence to present regarding the TV. CHECK OUT THIS NEW TV! We mostly just love the size, not the fidelity.

We're TV/VCR combo guys now. Imagine if we made a 13" TV with 100% mold plastic around it. Oh we're reviewing food, sorry we got distracted. Taco Bell is like a year away from making hamburgers at this point but does their crispy chicken offering defeat the rest of their menu? Crispy chicken the long was it a big swing and we're chowing it down.