#dearcustomer the podcast by Sean William Brown

Last Updated: June 13, 2026
It’s all about making fun of #dearcustomer. New segments include Loss Prevention vs YouTubers and more LP Corner.
Ep 21 Lots of Stuff
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Ep 20 Easter Fun and other BS
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Off the Easter weekend, plus full moon Sean discusses his family who are all #dearcustomer, living in a Twilight Zone episode, but just that episode. And a weird LP corner involving a guy named Jerry who dresses up as the Easter bunny.

Ep 19 Expensive Candy Stories
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An LP Corner and #dearcustomer food review revolving around ridiculously priced candy. Plus, HR TIp of the day written by someone who should be immediately fired.

Ep 18 April Fools
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#dearcustomer food review with a top grade, plus some of my favorite April Fool's pranks and everyday pranks that make Sean laugh.

Ep 17 #dearcustomer Getting Scammed
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#dearcustomer getting scammed in retail parking lots because they are both greedy and dumb.

Ep 16 How to Get Hired/Not to Get Hired
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Do you have a daughter/son/niece/nephew/uncle/aunt/neighbor/cousin/random stranger that cannot get hired somewhere dealing with #dearcustomer? This is for them. Or for you to tell them. Or share the podcast!

Ep 15 Dress Shoes
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A few examples of why wearing dress shoes is annoying in LP, some classic HR Tips for store morale and #dearcustomer food review: Kids Cliff Protein bars!

Ep 14 St Patty's Day Memories
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#dearcustomer food review: Wendy's Frosty cereal! Listener mail and my favorite St Patty's Day memories: #dearcustomer "kiss me I'm Irish" regulars, no green stuff complaints, a men's bathroom meet up gone wrong, and well-dressed mall security guards.

Ep 13 One Story
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One story with a few key ingredients: HR Lady, sexual harassment, D-Day, LP that stunk at their job, chapstick and a manager named Ray.

Ep 12 HR and Inventory
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#dearcustomer food review: flavored peeps, plus some good natured HR bashing. LP corner delves into my thoughts on stinky inventory employees.

EP 11 Peeps Jelly Beans and LP Stories
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The first #dearcustomer food review of Peeps Jelly Beans, plus an exciting LP vs YouTuber with LP Corner combined! We conclude with a disgusting story about messing with #dearcustomer re-sellers/scammers.

Ep 9/10 clowns and a different kind of clown
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Two epsiodes of LP vs YouTubers and if you stick around until the end find out the meaning behind the nickname Jilly.

EP 8 Door Greeter
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A YouTuber decides to dance around a door greeter. Mistake. A few stories of Hall of Fame Loss Prevention folk. A walk down memory lane involving passwords that didn't need to be changed.

Ep 7 Panda Express!
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Welcome to #dearcustomer the Podcast hosted by Sean William Brown! Episode 7 includes an LP vs YouTuber, but it's more #dearcustomer vs #dearcustomer. Special guest Darin Kerr who has worked in the academic and retail worlds helps decide which job is worse/better/underpaid/overworked, the Panda Express Store Manager or an Associate Professor.

Ep 6 LP Mind Hunter Type Stuff
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Sean gets a new microphone! A 4 part LP vs YouTuber (think This American Life) and learn in LP Corner how Sean caught employees stealing from the get go.

Ep 5 Meeting Old Friends
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Find out what happened to the guy taking a life inventory, more Loss Prevention vs YouTubers with the Members Only Jacket guy, and much more.
EP 4: The Poop Butterfly Effect
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What happens at the store when #dearcustomer poops on the seat? LP vs YouTubers with a "lost" car. And LP Corner with the first time I saw a grab and run.

EP 3 Dry Heaves and Full Moons
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A LP vs YouTuber story that may cause the dry heaves, listener mail, and a full moon diary.

Ep 2: Ketchup
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Episode 2: A fun scam story inspired by a Jeffrey Epstein reporter (not what you think), Loss Prevention vs YouTuber involving ketchup, and a conclusion to the last episodes story on LP Corner. 

Ep 1 Duct Taped Wallet
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#dearcustomer the podcast hosted by Sean William Brown. In this episode, Tales of Loss Prevention wreaking havoc on #dearcustomer YouTubers/Tik Tokers/Prank video makers. This isn't your ordinary Loss Prevention team though! In this episode a YouTuber "loses" their wallet due to quick hands. Plus LP Corner!

The Four!
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Pandemic diary, some thoughts on cops and an excerpt from my soon to be released book.
Ep 4 Exterior Notes
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Find out why I only posted one episode this week with an excerpt from my new book. Plus, some Hall of Fame DM visit notes, and #dearcustomer LP corner that will surprise no one who works with #dearcustomer.
PPE!
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Tweets of the week, pandemic diary, signs my home office is killing us and much more!
Curbside Confusion
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Tweets of the week, LP stories about pervs at Kohls, pandemic diary and ragging on lazy and worthless district managers.
“The name is Johnson!!! Why can’t you guys ever figure out my order?! It’s Johnson!!”
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Tweets of the week, LP Corner with the first shoplifter I ever caught, a Pandemic Diary, including Curbside Pick Up and thoughts on why #dearcustomer doesn’t know their own name.
#dearcustomer The Podcast (Trailer)
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