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Julia is held hostage on the farm. Betty and Ron point out Julia’s hickies. Stephanie pays Ryan’s salary unbeknownst to him. Yara finally got her rug. Tarik takes hazel to a meditation center with a giant crystal. Rebecca moves into a dope loft.
Natalie hates French toast. Stephanie is a hula hooping queen. Julia meets all the farm animals. Zied got his Visa. Yara tells Jovi “he have swamp taste.” Amira gets detained in Mexico.
Julia is obsessed with her selfie stick. Yara is anti-Bayou and thinks dead people live near Jovi’s mom’s house. Amira loves makeup news and Andrew might be super controlling. Hazel has never seen a dishwasher. Uncle Beau is the most stylish man ever.
90 Day Fiancé Season 8 Episode 2: Brandon the frail elf on a shelf picks up Julia at the airport and they make out in front of Betty & Ron. Uncle Beau is actually cousin Beau? Tarik loves swords. Rebecca loves talking about her 28 year old fiance to literally anyone who will listen. Yara is not impressed with America.
It’s a new season y’all! We discuss the first episode of Season 8 of 90 Day Fiancé: Brandon lives with his overbearing parents and he tells them about raw dogging his gogo dancer fiancé Julia. Jovi the Ragin’ Cajun loves alcohol and his hot as hell fiance Yara. Rebecca and Zied are back, but they have to move in with Rebecca’s daughter and her caveman fiancé. Mike, Natalie, and Uncle Beau also return, but we’re mostly excited to see if Beau is still going to the casinos.
Season 8 of 90 Day Fiancé premieres December 6th! We discuss the returning couples: Rebecca & Zied, Mike & Natalie, and Tarik & Hazel. We theorize which new couples will have the most drama. Is Stephanie, the 52 year old spa owner from Michigan, going to be as dramatic as Baby Girl Lisa? Why is Jovi drunk all the time? Will the Russian go-go dancer Julia get along with Brandon’s conservative farm family?
90 Day Gossip: Larissa is working as a magician’s assistant. Jihoon got plastic surgery. Deavan met her new boyfriend while flying to see Jihoon. Sumit loves being dominated by Jenny. Darcey and Stacey are on a Dr. Oz diet where they get injections of HCG. Is Colt friends with Nick Hogan? Nicole made everyone think Azan was dead.
We dress up in our favorite Darcey & Stacey looks for the season finale! Stacey & Florian invite Darcey & Georgi to their Miami mini-moon in Rhode Island. Florian is starting to dress like Stacey. Darcey thinks Georgi has a secret baby. Ali wants to know how they give hand jobs with all those bracelets.
A recap of episodes 1-9 of Darcey & Stacey Season 1:
Debbie and Tammy are gonna fight. Colt is a gaslighting sociopath. Skyla might wake up in a tub full of ice from Angela stealing her eggs. Syngin and Tania say they don’t have a healthy marriage. Asuelu blocks Kalani’s number even when they’re in the same house. Angela should do her weight-loss surgery with Dr. Now from My 600lb Life.
A recap of Happily Ever After Season 5 and the first episode of the Tell-All. Libby’s family is a nightmare. Debbie looks great in her red shirt. Asuelu is a child who only knows how to rake apples. Kalani is cool as hell. Paul and Karine update on why they weren’t at the Tell-All.
The Silva twins are bronzed and in wedding dresses, Baby Girl Lisa packs baby wipes and mosquito nets but no condoms, Big Ed is not ready for the flying cockroaches in the Philippines, Avery & Ash are boring, and Yolanda is clearly being catfished.
Natalie is a manipulative bunny boiler, Juliana and Sarah should date, Anna & Mursel think they are Romeo & Juliet, and Tania continues to be a dumb bitch. Also, Ali slides into Mike's DMs!
RealiTV's Jodie joins us this week! We meet the pre-nush lawyer, Robert and Anny go apartment hunting, and Sasha continues to be awful.
90 Day Gays Jake and Matt join the gals! They discuss BEES, slip-n-slides, Botox, FaceTiming while grocery shopping, fart ninjas, and Blake's mom not taking any shit from Jasmine. Also, should Syngin have sex with Tania's mom while Tania's in Costa Rica? Duh.
Michael finds out Juliana bought a car on his credit card, Anny doesn’t seem too pumped about being Bryson’s new mom, Emily won’t look Sasha’s ex-wife in the eyes, Anna’s mom thinks Mursel is going to stone her, and Tania blindfolds Syngin in the middle of Times Square. Plus, we found some interesting info about Juliana’s past.
