...and now we said it! by Laney and Kelly

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This week Laney and Kelly dissect “Fashion and Fighting” the fourth episode in season 3 of The Real Housewives of New York. Make sure to tune in to hear Laney’s mercury in retrograde technological meltdown and Kelly’s casual self-deprecating humor, both of which are equivalent to the dog with coffee during a fire meme that says “I’m fine.” You’ll hear some riveting quotes from an old article written by Wall Street Journalist Chris Simmons, who might just be a literary genius when it comes to recapping RHONY. Brrr indeed, Chris, brrr indeed.

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This week Laney and Kelly recap the last episode of Season 2 of The Real Housewives of New York - the Part 2 reunion. Did you know Kelly Bensimon is down to earth because she drives a truck? Well, Laney has something to say about that! This episode contains heavy references to our experiences at strip clubs. 

This week Laney and Kelly delve into Part 1 of the Season 2 reunion of the Real Housewives of New York. We discuss Andy Cohen’s beautiful permed hair, our love/hate battle with Ramona, and of course our absolute disdain for one, Kelly Killoren Bensimon: “Stop. Stop. Just stop.”

I can’t believe we are already discussing the season 2 finale of The Real Housewives of New York. Laney and Kelly are pumped to cover the reunion and are giddy with excitement as Scary Island quickly approaches. With the final episode covering the “where are they now” paragraphs at the last scene of each housewife, we learn quite a few of things about the ladies. The Countess, Alex, and Bethenny all have book deals, Jill’s charity (“Squeaky Joints”) raised $140k & she’s helping Ally prepare her college applications, and Kelly Bensimon was in court due to an alleged assault against her boyfriend at the time.

Do Laney and Kelly even recap The Real Housewives of New York anymore? YES! This week we take on Season 2, Episode 11 and you guessed it – we’re putting a pin in this episode in preparation for SCARY ISLAND. Is anyone else concerned about putting Botox in their armpits or is it just Ramona? Asking for a friend. The end of this episode of RHONY leads us into another “To Be Continued” state where we’re left to wonder, “Do Bethenny and Kelly ever make up?! What happens next?” Are there any phlebotomists available to hook an IV of Pinot Grigio up to Ramona’s arm in preparation for next week?

This week Laney and Kelly took a more liberal approach to their recap of Season 2 Episode 10 of The Real Housewives of New York. While there was not too much excitement in the episode, we still managed to navigate the waters via QVC/HSN and the continuing condescension of Kelly Killoren Bensimon (KKB.) Was Bethenny ever a derby girl or did she dabble in professional skating as a child? We may never know.

This week Laney and Kelly are joined by a special guest while they barely recap Season 2 Episode 9 of the Real Housewives of New York. The episode of housewives hawking their products to viewers was less than desirable to recap, so the topics covered were primarily, well, off-topic. Tune in to hear Larry King-esque interviews, what we would do for $16k, and a REALLY rude mistake by Laney and Kelly, which led to a REALLY rude ending by the guest! We hope you love it!

This week on the recap of RHONY S2 E7.  Kelly and Laney put their acting skills to the test for this iconic episode that became the start of Bethenny and Kelly Benisimone's years' long feud.  

Recapping Season 2 Episode 6 of The Real Housewives of New York, Laney and Kelly discuss the amazing juxtaposition of Bethenny and Kelly Bensimon during New York Fashion Week and how there can be only one Highlander. As a disclaimer: Kelly is now wondering how that has never been a housewife’s tagline. Ramona and Simon have an awkward encounter, Luann is a shugsy per usual, and we gear up for next week’s episode following the awkward broad stroke charity meeting for Creaky Joints.

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